Prophecies of G fuNK FraNk

Prophecy:I refuse to take Hulk Hogan in this match even though I know that his enormous ego won't allow him to job to anyone. Saying that Hogan is or was a great wrestler is an insult to everyone in the business. The Red Rooster was a better wrestler. Shawn will do his best to carry Hogan through this match while he goes through the usual finger wagging and huffing. Still, I hope that Hulk Hogan gets another sampling of Sweet Chin Music so I can boo all of the Hulk fans and go home happy.

Prophecy:Originally, I thought that JBL might put the boots to Batista in this one because of McMahon's disapproval of Batista's performance at the Great American Bash. Batista wrestles like a stoned monkey. However, with these stipulations these guys should be able to put on an exceptional match. John's personal guarantee is void.

Prophecy:Is this for real? I guess we'll know when one of these guys throws the obvious fake punch. If Edge was seriously putting his hot dog in Matt Hardy's wife, than how can the WWE expect these guys to work together? If the bell rings, Matt Hardy wins by DQ to continue this story.

Prophecy:Put your money on this one. This is my guarantee of the night. The Undertaker's ego wouldn't allow him to job at Wrestlemania and taint his undefeated streak but he'll put Randy over in this match.

Prophecy:It would be comical if Eugene made Kurt tap out but I don't see this happening. Kurt Angle jobbed to Booker T at Judgment Day and it was the most embarrassing event of the evening. Eugene is going to get slapped around. Also, due to the new Diva Contest winner, I'm thinking that Christy Hemme has a heel turn tonight.

Prophecy:Orlando Jordan should've been a temporary stand-in for the United States Championship since Cena had to drop immediately to obtain his win at Wrestlemania. Jordan has had absolutely no feuds and the U.S. title has been reduced to being slung on his shoulder for 10-second promos on Smackdown! It hasn't made him bigger and now it couldn't sell for ten dollars on eBay. Chris Benoit needs this win to restore distinction to the title.