Prophecies of JuviFan

SummerSlam 2005


John Cena vs. Chris Jericho

WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Jericho will fly face first into the glass ceiling... again. Seriously, he aint a main-event player anymore, and the WWE isn't going to give him his own stable and 45 minutes a show in mic time and matches to get himself over like they did for HHH.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Hulk Hogan vs. Shawn Michaels

One More Match... Again

Prediction:Shawn Michaels
Prophecy:Hell.... I don't even know. I guess the logical thing would be to put HBK over... he's almost full time, where Hogan just tends to show up for a few weeks twice a year and work one or two matches.
Result:Hulk Hogan wins
0 Points Awarded

Matt Hardy vs. Edge

When Reality Attacks

Prediction:Draw
Prophecy:I would look for one of three types of endings: a No Contest, a Disqualification, or a Double Disqualification (hopefully the last one to match my prediction). I can't imagine they'd actually settle this feud at Summerslam. They're going to drag this out for a looong time. This first match though, there's going to be a lot of blood and a lot of violence and stiff hard punches, and nothing conclusive will happen, other than one or both of them getting fed up and just wailing away at the other with a chair.
Result:Edge wins
0 Points Awarded

Batista vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

No Holds Barred Match for the World Championship

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:There's no reason to take the title off Batista right now. He's still a popular champion and still less stale than JBL. Not that that's stopped them before, but this isn't the time for Batista to lose the belt.
Result:Batista wins
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. Randy Orton

Legend vs. Legend Killer II - WrestleMania Rematch

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:As much as he sucks, he will probably win this, because Vince has a hard on for the guy.
Result:Randy Orton wins
1 Point Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

Ladder Match for Custody of Dominick

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
0 Points Awarded

Orlando Jordan vs. Chris Benoit

U.S. Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:This may just be wishful thinking that the WWE will stop being fucking retarded.
Result:Chris Benoit wins
1 Point Awarded

Kurt Angle vs. Eugene Dinsmore

For Angle's Olympic Gold Medal

Prediction:Kurt Angle
Prophecy:Kurt Angle will probably move into a World Title feud with Cena after this, so I think he'll probably be going over here.
Result:Kurt Angle wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 63% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.