Prophecies of JuviFan

Prophecy:I can't imagine Shawn Michaels putting Chris Masters over after coming off a loss to Hogan that he was legitimately bitter about in real life. Chris Masters is simply there to get the rub, not to go over.

Prophecy:Duh. I agree with Tocc. Cade & Murdoch are the future of the tag team wrestling on Raw, and have breathed new life into an otherwise stale division. "Garrison" Cade is back to going by his real name Lance again just fyi.

Prophecy:Trish needs to be reestablished really strongly here. I can't see her coming back after being out for three months only to lose right off the bat.

Prophecy:I suppose they could have Snitsky win, but why bother? I think the Big Show has been feeling a bit disgruntled, and this match has no heat so Snitsky wouldn't even benefit even if he did win, so I think they're going to throw the Big Show a bone and have him pick up the win.

Prophecy:Kurt Angle is certainly a very strong heel, and a man worthy of holding the WWE Title. Nevertheless I see this feud as merely a holding pattern until HHH comes back next month to challenge Cena for the belt.

Prophecy:I kind of hope I'm wring, but Matt Hardy is being lied to about getting a push down the road. He will lose again, non-sensically. He's been beaten so bad that even if he won now, he still wouldn't be seen as Edge's equal. He's being used again, and used simply to put Edge over. The only reason he was even taken back in the first place was so that the WWE could milk his credibility for all its worth and feed him to Edge before firing him again. If they actually respected him and thought of him as a long term investment, he wouldn't have lost to Edge in 4 minutes and then to Rob fucking Conway in 5, and then to Gene Snitsky on top of that. He was a dumbass for re-signing, and he will be used to spite the net fans, after which he will be fired again by this time next year, only he'll have less value and credibility than he did before.

Prophecy:Am I the only one here who likes Chavo's new gimmick? Sure, J.R.'s comments abouot Chavo "trying to be something he's not" are a tad racist (what, Latinos can't play golf or wear sweaters?), but that's not a reflection on the gimmick itself, which is hilarious. Chavo's also damn near perfect for the gimmick. At any rate I get the feeling that even though he didn't come up with it, this is the sort of gimmick that gives Vince a hard-on, and fits with Vince's sense of humor, so I forsee him getting the win over the floundering Shelton Benjamin, who has just blown one high spot too many, causing him to be put on the backburner for a while.

Prophecy:I have no real basis for this pic. It's just a hunch.