Prophecies of J Mitch

New Year's Revolution 2006


Cena vs. Angle vs. Kane vs. Carlito vs. HBK vs. Masters

Elimination Chamber Match for the WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:This fucking sucks! It could be cool, but it's just another way to put over John Greena.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James

Women's Championship

Prediction:Mickie James
Prophecy:I can't believe Trish has now held the belt for one year. That's the WWE Women's division. Hopefully Alexis will add something to it.
Result:Trish Stratus wins
0 Points Awarded

Triple H vs. Big Show

Game Show?

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:That huge hand is gonna take a beating. Man, Triple H owns.
Result:Triple H wins
1 Point Awarded

Ric Flair vs. Edge

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Ric Flair
Prophecy:"I was a drivin' down the highway a sweatin' and bleedin' when Wooooooo!" Great promo's building this up, but I think Edge is above the IC Title, and Flair will get his "revenge."
Result:Ric Flair wins
1 Point Awarded

Jerry "The King" Lawler vs. Gregory Helms

Fightin' Words

Prediction:Gregory Helms
Prophecy:Meh-a-mania is runnin' wild!
Result:Jerry "The King" Lawler wins
0 Points Awarded

Victoria vs. Ashley vs. Candice vs. Torrie vs. Maria

Bra & Panties Gauntlet Match

Prediction:Maria
Prophecy:Ah yes, the jack-off match...
Result:Ashley Massaro wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 50% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.