Prophecies of The Tocc

New Year's Revolution 2006


Cena vs. Angle vs. Kane vs. Carlito vs. HBK vs. Masters

Elimination Chamber Match for the WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Make no mistake, this is a match between Cena and Angle. The other four guys are extras. If anyone is going to take the title from Cena in this match it's going to be Angle, but it seems a bit more likely that Cena will retain... unfortunately.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James

Women's Championship

Prediction:Mickie James
Prophecy:I'm digging this storyline. The question isn't "if" Mickie will take the title from Trish. The question is "when". And when she does, how is that going to change things? The slightly psychotic student will have become the master. So will WWE let this plot build up some more or pull the trigger here? I say "bang".
Result:Trish Stratus wins
0 Points Awarded

Triple H vs. Big Show

Game Show?

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:I don't see a reason for the Big Show to win this. He's not getting a title push here. HHH recently put over a few guys and needs a big victory to protect his reputation. However, this is just the first match of what may be a longer feud, so it's really anybody's guess.
Result:Triple H wins
1 Point Awarded

Ric Flair vs. Edge

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:While I still wouldn't rule out a DQ here, I'm changing my pick to Edge. If Edge is going to get a WWE Title shot, it doesn't make sense to have him lose to the Intercontinental Champion. On the other hand, it seems like it doesn't make much sense for him to carry the lesser belt. But back on the first hand, main eventers are getting these lesser titles more and more. Benoit was recently given the US Title and Cena had it until just before he was made Champion. Looks like Edge will win here.
Result:Ric Flair wins
0 Points Awarded

Jerry "The King" Lawler vs. Gregory Helms

Fightin' Words

Prediction:Gregory Helms
Prophecy:A win does nothing for King. Helms will never amount to anything if he gets beaten by King in his first pay per view singles match since losing his Hurricane gimmick. If this match were in Memphis, then maybe King would have a shot. King also has a slim chance if it's the event opener, but Helms is definitely still my pick here.
Result:Jerry "The King" Lawler wins
0 Points Awarded

Victoria vs. Ashley vs. Candice vs. Torrie vs. Maria

Bra & Panties Gauntlet Match

Prediction:Victoria
Prophecy:Usually faces win this type of match and then voluntarily strip for the fans. Sometimes the heel will win, only to be stripped after the bell so that the face's music can play when all is said and done. I expect to see one of those two scenarios on Sunday. Since Victoria jobbed two Mondays in a row and is the most credible wrestler of the bunch, I'm going with her. If only I could pick "everyone" as the winner in this match...
Result:Ashley Massaro wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 2

2 Points Earned | 33% Accurate

Ranked 10th among Wise Ones for this event.