Prophecies of G fuNK FraNk

Prophecy:"John Cena has defeated the odds!" Be prepared to hear that line at the conclusion of this match. They've been shouting it for months in between Cena's constant audience booty kissing. "Yow! Look at my jersey! It's your local sports team!" PaRappa the Rapper has better rhymes than this poser. Order of elimination: 1. Carlito 2. Kane 3. Chris Masters 4. Angle 5. Shawn Michaels by a Vince McMahon "screwjob"

Prophecy:This will be the upset of the pay-per-view. I have a feeling that Vince will allow Trish to surpass the year mark with her Women's Champinship. However, I believe that Mickie James will go heel at the end of this match and give Trish a solid chair shot to start a long feud.

Prophecy:If Triple H ever wants to be a contender for the WWE Championship, he won't job to one half of the tag-team champions. Since his return to the WWE following his "injury", Triple H has jobbed to my boy Ric Flair at a PPV. He WON'T lose to the Big Show! I know that I slipped on my guarantee of the previous pay-per-view but the writers weren't being clever with that Big Show / Kane victory. That was just lame and pointless. This is my guarantee of the night.

Prophecy:The WWE Creative Writing Staff has no idea what to do with Edge's guaranteed title shot. Surprise! So they quickly toss him into a feud with Ric Flair at the last second to keep him somewhat in the spotlight. The only problem with this is that it wouldn't make any sense for him to win the Intercontinental Championship because his title shot contract expires in the not-so-distant future. Memo to WWE . . . Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur!

Prophecy:Are they serious? If Helmsley jobs to Jerry Lawler at this pay-per-view, he might as well fill out an application at Burger King.

Prophecy:Victoria has been reduced to getting apples spit in her grill by Carlito and jobbing to Maria. The Women's Division consists of three wrestlers and she's consistently been reduced to participating in bikini contests, etc. She's much better than Trish or Mickie and deserves this match so lets hope that Mr. McMahon gives her this.