Prophecies of jblfan1

No Way Out 2006


Rey Mysterio vs. Randy Orton

For the World Championship Match at WrestleMania

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:I said Orton would win the Rumble and go on to Wrestlemania.Well,he didnt win the Rumble,BUT he will go on to Wrestlemania.WWE writers like to milk dead cows,so when we thought that Orton VS Taker was over,its back to life-and at Wrestlemania.Taker will have a short run with the belt-go out with his 13-1,when he leaves WWE soon.We all like Undertaker,but his time is coming soon,like HBK.Orton WAS going to be pushed last year,but wasnt in the rumble.This year,Orton was suppsoed to win,but didnt.This will make up,and Orton will have another Famous Heel title run.Code named TFHTR.
Result:Randy Orton wins
1 Point Awarded

Kurt Angle vs. Undertaker

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:As much as I hate so say it.Orton will meet Taker at Wrestlemania,where Orton will win.Angle is face now,and when has Undertaker been heel in the last decade?No matter who wins this,It HAS to be ? VS Orton at Wrestlemania,unless Angle goes back to heel in the next 2 weeks,it wont be right having it be face VS face at Wrestlemania.No Way Out is what I conseder the most forgettable PPV of the year.It is just build up to 'Mania.At least NYR,which is build up to the Rumble,had something to put it on the map.I say Taker get one last ride,and Orton wins at Mania,as Taker will leave then. Since this has to deal with Wrestlemania,I have to ask-WHAT IS UP WITH THE WRESTLEMANIA THEME SONG? We've got Alter Bridge,Korn,Seether,P.O.D, and so many other good(and in Korn and POD's mind,bad) bands that do these theme songs.So, WE GET PETER GABREAL? Like,Slegehammer Peter Gaberial? God, give me cancer now
Result:Kurt Angle wins
0 Points Awarded

Booker T vs. Chris Benoit

U.S. Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:Benoit was SCRWED out at the best of seven series,and is worthy of the U.S title. Hell,Benoit is worth of the World Title. Booker will be nothing but A god among Jobbers (Just one level above). Benoit goes on to Wrestlemania with the title.
Result:Chris Benoit wins
1 Point Awarded

John "Bradshaw" Layfield vs. Bobby Lashley

JBL vs regular BL

Prediction:John "Bradshaw" Layfield
Prophecy:WHAT THE HELL IS THE WWE DOING??? JBL-WWE champion for 9 months. Beat the best in the buissness. And now is being throught to Boogieman and Lashley back to back? Why? Well, look at my history. If he's up their, I always vote for JBL. Smackdown has lost so much....talent. I think the olny people who has been picked up in the past year are MNM,the Mexicools,and MMMRRRRRR KKKKEEEEENNNEEEDDDYYY!!Lashley jobs,and about time
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
1 Point Awarded

Nine Man Cruiserweight Match

One Fall to a Finish for the Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Gregory Helms
Prophecy:I really hate Cruserweights. They bore me,but I kinda like Gregory Helms as the champ. When the crap hits the fan,it will come down to Helms and Kid Kash. Helms hits Kash with one of those (in my opinion) really nasty Shining Wizard to retain
Result:Gregory Helms wins
1 Point Awarded

MNM vs. Matt Hardy & Mystery Partner

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Matt Hardy and Mystery Partner
Prophecy:This is A hard choice. I know that Animal will become Hardy's partner. The matter is will they give Hardy some gold to hold him over,cause the tag titles are passed like crack at a whorehouse. Hardy gets some credit.
Result:Matt Hardy and Mystery Partner wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 83% Accurate

Ranked 2nd among Wise Ones for this event.