Prophecies of The Tocc

No Way Out 2006


Kurt Angle vs. Undertaker

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Kurt Angle
Prophecy:Upon further consideration it looks like Angle vs Orton at Mania. Mark Henry costs Taker this one.
Result:Kurt Angle wins
1 Point Awarded

Rey Mysterio vs. Randy Orton

For the World Championship Match at WrestleMania

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:The key is that the winner goes on to face the World Champion at Mania. There's virtually no chance that the World Title will somehow go to the loser of this match sometime before Mania, so this feud will have to end with this match. One would think that Orton could not walk away from this feud with a victory after saying all that about Eddie. And it seems so unlikely that Rey will lose the whole feud and his title shot in front of Eddie's widow and children, who are scheduled to be ringside. Plus, the winner of the Royal Rumble for the past five years in a row has gone on to win the title match at Mania. Rey seems like a sure thing. That being said, the rumor is that Orton will get the title shot, and since Angle and Taker are both faces right now it makes sense for the heel to win this match. I definitely wouldn't rule out a DQ or post-match beatdown by Rey and Chavo.
Result:Randy Orton wins
1 Point Awarded

Booker T vs. Chris Benoit

U.S. Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:It could go either way I suppose, because it doesn't really matter for either one of these guys. I'm going with Benoit because I'd hate to see a former World Champion jobbing in another U.S. Title match. Booker can lose and blame his injury. Plus, Benoit got screwed by Booker again in the last SmackDown before the event.
Result:Chris Benoit wins
1 Point Awarded

John "Bradshaw" Layfield vs. Bobby Lashley

JBL vs regular BL

Prediction:Bobby Lashley
Prophecy:JBL now stands for Just Been Losing, and his losing streak will continue. The WWE spent a long time building him up as a Champion and will now use him to build up the up-and-comers.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

MNM vs. Matt Hardy & Mystery Partner

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:MNM
Prophecy:From what I've heard the mystery partner will be Road Warrior Animal or Tatanka. Who knows who will win here? If this match opens the show, then Hardy will probably get himself some gold. Otherwise MNM will retain. I'll go with the odds.
Result:Matt Hardy and Mystery Partner wins
0 Points Awarded

Nine Man Cruiserweight Match

One Fall to a Finish for the Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Gregory Helms
Prophecy:These poor guys never get real matches. I think the cruiserweights stole the show at the Rumble, and what did they get? Another crappy gimmick match. This one is anyone's guess. I'll go with Helms retaining.
Result:Gregory Helms wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 4

4 Points Earned | 67% Accurate

Ranked 4th among Wise Ones for this event.