Prophecies of G fuNK FraNk

Prophecy:There is no way that Undertaker deserves a title run. This guy shows up every few months and may have the hugest ego in the business. Seriously, who else has the audacity to make a five minute ring entrance? The most unanticipated finish to this match would be Undertaker tapping out. Unfortunately, the WWE tends to treat their audience as though we're unintelligent so we'll most likely get some sort of lame disqualification and tedious stare-down before the pay-per-view fades out and the WWE logo hits.

Prophecy:Honestly, I couldn't believe the revolting comments that Vince McMahon and the WWE writing staff had Randy Orton state about Eddie Guerrero. There is absolutely no need to attempt to push Randy by using Eddie's name. The WWE has now proven that they are tasteless and classless. Although Vince is trying, nothing can taint Eddie's immense legacy and a Rey Mysterio loss would be disgraceful under these circumstances.

Prophecy:First, I have to admit that Booker T's commentary has been hilarious. Obviously, he was sipping on the Red Bull before taking the booth. The 7-series between him and Chris Benoit had promise but ended up dull and obvious due to the substitutions and the way in which it was handled by the creative staff. I don't think that those guys will be able to resist having Boogeyman play some sort of role in the conclusion of this match.

Prophecy:John did his duty at the Royal Rumble and jobbed to Boogeyman. I don't expect his new occupation to be putting the latest wrestlers over at pay-per-views. Seriously, Bobby Lashley is a Goldberg wannabe but he has none of the appeal that Bill brought to the WWE. If he wants to be taken seriously, he needs to discontinue the squash matches, have an adequate match with JBL and take the loss.

Prophecy:I've consistently stated that Vince McMahon has a personal vendetta with Matt Hardy. He's become the biggest jobber in the business since the Brooklyn Brawler. I wouldn't be surprised if Torrie Wilson's poodle, Chloe, turns out to be Matt Hardy's undisclosed partner and she walks away during this match to set up a Chloe vs. Matt Hardy match at next weeks Smackdown! Also, I wouldn't be surprised to see Matt Hardy tap out to Chloe.