Prophecies of DitoWNT

SummerSlam 2006


Hulk Hogan vs. Randy Orton

Legend vs. Legend Killer

Prediction:Hulk Hogan
Prophecy:This will be the exact same deal as Shawn Michaels last year. The two of them will go at it for a while, each looking like they are going to take the win, until finally some big moment happens and Hogan eventually winds up taking the victory. This way, Orton can say that he is a major superstar for competing with Hogan, and Hogan can say that he still has some wrestling left in him. I can't wait to see if Bob Orton gets involved in this one, seeing as how they were both involved in the WrestleMania I main event. That'd be interesting...
Result:Hulk Hogan wins
1 Point Awarded

DX vs. The McMahons

Embarrassment Ensues

Prediction:Vince & Shane McMahon
Prophecy:As much as I would love to have DX win, I got to go with my feeling and say that the McMahons will finally take one home. While I don't agree with all of the rumors that say that Triple H will turn on Shawn Michaels, I do agree that Vince must have something up his sleeve (not including Umaga).
Result:DX - HHH & HBK win
0 Points Awarded

Edge vs. John Cena

WWE Championship - Title Changes Hands on a DQ

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:RKO makes a great point. I can't see Edge jobbing for John Cena again either. Some people seem to have forgotten that Edge took the title from Cena at New Year's Revolution, only to hand it right back at Royal Rumble. I see Edge hanging on to it, atleast into the winter, but not all the way to WrestleMania.
Result:Edge wins
1 Point Awarded

Mick Foley vs. Ric Flair

"I Quit" Match

Prediction:Draw
Prophecy:I see these two assholes completely bloodying each other up to the point where the referee has to stop the match because neither of them are able to function anymore. Thank God.
Result:Ric Flair wins
0 Points Awarded

Chavo Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

Eddie's Storyline Continues

Prediction:Chavo Guerrero
Prophecy:So help me God, if they don't let Eddie Guerrero go, I'm going to stab them all. I see Chavo taking the win on this one for now, seeing as how Rey has already had about 100 victories in the name of Eddie.
Result:Chavo Guerrero wins
1 Point Awarded

King Booker vs. Batista

World Championship

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:It isn't even worth discussing. Nobody was sure who was going to be the punching bag to give the title back to the big guy, but there was no doubt that it was going to happen ASAP.
Result:Batista wins
1 Point Awarded

Big Show vs. Sabu

ECW World Championship

Prediction:Sabu
Prophecy:Seriously, they would not have had that cheap ass win in the ladder match if it was going to wind up staying with the Big Show. Sabu will take this one in order to feud with RVD, Angle, or Heyman's next big asshole.
Result:Big Show wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 4

4 Points Earned | 57% Accurate

Ranked 5th among Wise Ones for this event.