Prophecies of Dark Decayer

WrestleMania XXIII 2007


Batista vs. Undertaker

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Undertaker
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels

WWE Championship

Prediction:Shawn Michaels
Prophecy:I'll go with the veteran. Michaels hasn't held the title in a long time, say about five years. Sure, give him his fifth run with the belt. And CHANGE it already! That spinning thing is stupid.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Money in the Bank Ladder Match

Winner Gets a World Title Shot

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:Although he may start a feud with Edge soon, he could very well rub that money in the bank briefcase in Edge's face as he waits for the perfect opportunity to use it. Orton's my pick.
Result:Ken Kennedy wins
0 Points Awarded

Umaga vs. Lashley - Battle of the Billionaires

Representatives for McMahon and Trump Determine Who Is Shaved Bald

Prediction:Lashley for Trump
Prophecy:Obviously, we're talking about head shaving here. You can't shave someone's head in this business without them being on the air more often so that people can laugh at the haircut. And since Trump most likely won't be on RAW after Mania, or on another WWE show at ALL for that matter, it'd make more sense for Vince to get his head shaved, because he's on the show more often. So Vince will lose. Trump may get a Stone Cold Stunner though, never know...
Result:Lashley for Trump wins
1 Point Awarded

ECW Originals vs. The New Breed

8 Man Tag

Prediction:ECW Originals
Prophecy:Rob Van Dam, Sabu, Sandman, and Dreamer vs. who? Come on...
Result:ECW Originals wins
1 Point Awarded

Melina vs. Ashley

Lumberjill Match for the Women's Championship

Prediction:Melina
Prophecy:EVERY time one of the divas goes into Playboy, they get a title shot at Wrestlemania or at a different time. But regardless, they always lose mainly because this match is just to show the girl in Playboy and to make some money. So Melina wins because of experience and total obviousness.
Result:Melina wins
1 Point Awarded

Kane vs. The Great Khali

Giants Collide

Prediction:Kane
Prophecy:Kane will kill the Kocky.
Result:The Great Khali wins
0 Points Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. MVP

United States Championship

Prediction:MVP
Prophecy:Eh, Benoit's too stuck in this rut of a US title run. HE'S DONE IT BEFORE!! Benoit, as we all know, is World Championship talent. HE PROVED IT IN 2004!! What, he gets to hold the main title only once in the WWE in his life? Ridiculous. Let him lose this match so he can get back on track with the main title. Not some midcard belt. He's too good for that.
Result:Chris Benoit wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 4

4 Points Earned | 50% Accurate

Ranked 12th among Wise Ones for this event.