Prophecies of Ryan Barker Version 1

WrestleMania XXIII 2007


Batista vs. Undertaker

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:If Batitsa wins WE Riot!!
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels

WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Cuck Fena!! THis Terminator wannabe wins every fukkin thing
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Money in the Bank Ladder Match

Winner Gets a World Title Shot

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:Edge is the original Mr money in the bank and undefeated at Mania!
Result:Ken Kennedy wins
0 Points Awarded

Umaga vs. Lashley - Battle of the Billionaires

Representatives for McMahon and Trump Determine Who Is Shaved Bald

Prediction:Lashley for Trump
Prophecy:Lashley FTW You sure a Billionare liek Trumo would agree toi just appear on WWe and loose his hair? Yeah right... Vince is getting bald sooner or later and wants to get rid of it in style rather than lose his hair naturally
Result:Lashley for Trump wins
1 Point Awarded

ECW Originals vs. The New Breed

8 Man Tag

Prediction:The New Breed
Prophecy:Ghey Heads r gonna win becuase RVD and Sabu and Sandman are kinda in the doghouse... Vince didn't bring ECW back for the original he made it come back to help raise new talent so New Breed are gonna win. The ECW originals are on borrowed time on Vinces watch
Result:ECW Originals wins
0 Points Awarded

Melina vs. Ashley

Lumberjill Match for the Women's Championship

Prediction:Ashley Massaro
Prophecy:Trashley of course, all this playboy hype she'll win. plus Melina is disliked backstage, she'll hafta do the job to Ashley
Result:Melina wins
0 Points Awarded

Kane vs. The Great Khali

Giants Collide

Prediction:Kane
Prophecy:Kane should it would be cool if he did... but what is the point of pushin Khali for he won't do anything? Then again kane will take a break after Mania for knee rehab so maybe kane will loose and disapear for the while??? anyway I hope kane wins
Result:The Great Khali wins
0 Points Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. MVP

United States Championship

Prediction:MVP
Prophecy:Benoit says MVP is a future star so I think he will want to put him over, MVP has everything to win but Benoit doesn't have much to loose. Hey maybe if Benoit drops the US strap he can go after the World Title, I'd love to see that... wait he's jumping to RAW isn't he? of course he'll loose the US title then...
Result:Chris Benoit wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 38% Accurate

Ranked 17th among Wise Ones for this event.