Prophecies of jayMAN

WrestleMania XXIII 2007


Batista vs. Undertaker

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:I have him winning by DQ. It is being said that this will not lcose the show, adn that is my reasoning. If it closes the show, Taker wins cleanly. Batsiat cannot, cannot, cannot end the undefeated streak of the Deadman. I do not care about passing the torch, etc. Passing the torch is all and well, but not to a guy in his 40's and just not the right guy. I suspect Batista will either destroy him with a chair or lose cleanly. Rematches will be set for these two, and I suspect Taker will lose out the feud, but he must get one win here. Ford Field will have 75,000 fans ready to start a riot the second Batista even gets close to a nearfall. I said in my Oracle for Royal RUmble, and I will say it again. Wait for the Batista Bomb. Taker iwll go to the ropes and start the 10 punches, and then all of a sudden Batista will pick him up in a powerbomb postion. If the move falls, look out! I am getting nervous just thinking about that moment. A Tombstone ends the match.....I pray....
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels

WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:I want to pick HBK so badly. I just feel the way he has worded his interviews that he is putting Cena over. I think that is the right move, but do not rule out a future title run fot the Showstopper. As this being the main event, I suspect a great match. This has to close the show as 75,000 people must go home happy. I think the musical performance will be amazing come Sunday, but this match will wind up stealing the show. The only other topic is what will happen to their tag belts when/if they finally turn on heel. Either way, this is gonig to be a great Wrestle Mania, and this match will cement it.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Money in the Bank Ladder Match

Winner Gets a World Title Shot

Prediction:Ken Kennedy
Prophecy:As much as it kills me to not pick Edge, it doesn't make sense for him to win. I may be regretting this Monday morning, but this is how I feel right now. Kennedy can move to RAW and have some fun. The Hardyz will fly around, and they will create some memorable moments. I do doubt they will fight eachother, but we will have to wait and see. Booker is in there for Finaly and their little clan. CM Punk will have a goos showing, but he willcome up short. Orton costs Edge the match and his streak to start a feud. Kennedy pulls it off to win the title come December at Armageddon.
Result:Ken Kennedy wins
1 Point Awarded

Umaga vs. Lashley - Battle of the Billionaires

Representatives for McMahon and Trump Determine Who Is Shaved Bald

Prediction:Lashley for Trump
Prophecy:Trump is not gonig to shave his head. McMahon, on the other hand, would. He has said on many occasions that he would do anythnig for this business. Come Sunday, he will. I expect to see a goot type of brawl before the match really takes off. Lashley will win, via the Dominator he ahs been using, but the aftermatch will be the real fun. Vince may try to run around the arena for awhile, before finally getting caught, but Vince will leave Detroit bald. I see Stone Cold calling it down the middle until Umaga snaps at him and gets a Stunner for his liking. I can't wait for this.....
Result:Lashley for Trump wins
1 Point Awarded

ECW Originals vs. The New Breed

8 Man Tag

Prediction:The New Breed
Prophecy:I am picking a lot of heels to win. That can't be good, especially at Wrestlemania. The ECW Originals will put the young upstarts over as true stars. It can not end any other way, unless CM Punk cost them the match. I would like to see this feud continues, but it has been done to its limits already. I would have liked a 'Extreme Rules' label added to it, but I guess that would be too ECW. I am just happy ECW got one match for themselves on the big show.
Result:ECW Originals wins
0 Points Awarded

Melina vs. Ashley

Lumberjill Match for the Women's Championship

Prediction:Melina
Prophecy:Melina is winning here. Ashley has done nothing to make me think otherwise. The Lumberjills do add soem intrigue, but it is still a glorified 'eye candy' match. The Women's title stays on RAW, but I suppsoe Ashley could still show up on Mondays like she has been doing. Someone will cost Ashley the title, whether it is Nitro or another diva. Expect a short 5-10 minute affari ending with the 'Palyboy diva' to lose at WrestleMania for the 3rd year in a row.
Result:Melina wins
1 Point Awarded

Kane vs. The Great Khali

Giants Collide

Prediction:The Great Khali
Prophecy:I was going with Kane, but I thought about it, and Khali needs a strong victory after doing nothing for weeks. This may end up as a double DQ, countout type of deal, but I never pick those outcomes. Kane may need some knee surgery soon, but it doesn't make me re-think my outcome. Kahli is probably the worst wrestler on the roster, and it is sad he will be winning in front of 75,000 people. I just hope the crowd gives him some 'real heat'.
Result:The Great Khali wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. MVP

United States Championship

Prediction:MVP
Prophecy:MVP takes this one home for Smackdown. RAW will be getting Benoit, and that will be a huge plus. MVP needs a strong win like this for people to know his anme and remember him as being someone special. MVP has been in a few big matches already; his biggest had to be the Inferno Match in December. He has yet to pick up that one 'big win'. This is going to be a big way for this young buck. I like his style, and his wretlnig ability is improving every week. Benoit is a warrior for losing the US title at Mania for a second straight year, but he does still have a chance to retain. It just makes more sense for him to lose.
Result:Chris Benoit wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 6

6 Points Earned | 75% Accurate

Ranked 4th among Wise Ones for this event.