Prophecies of bluesonic

WrestleMania XXIII 2007


Batista vs. Undertaker

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:I don't think this is as cast-iron as most people think. Myself, and i'm sure most wrestling fans would be outraged if Taker lost his streak, but what would be left for him? He doesn't want to retire anytime soon, so i doubt there'd be a tournament of some sort afterward. Batista would probably win anyway, making the whole thing pointless. Having a champion that doesn't appear every week would be painful, though he could lose it quite quickly at Backlash. Batista, on the other hand, is desperate for a heel turn, and this could be it. Beating Taker at Wrestlemania would be the ultimate heel turn, and it would cement his place in the WWE. I still think, however, that the WWE don't have the guts to end Undertaker's streak.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels

WWE Championship

Prediction:Shawn Michaels
Prophecy:Cena is the golden boy in the WWE right now. They are pushing him way over, too much in my opinion. It would be good for him to get a fresh start, win the fans over again, then go back after the title. Having Michaels as champion would be good as well. RAW would be fresh, and there's quite a few waiting on the sidelines to step up. If he does win though, there'd be HHH to deal with. Michaels is still coming out to the DX theme, and Hunter should be back around Summerslam- perfect for a feud. But that's been done already, and however much i want to see it, the WWE probably want to keep DX together for now. If Michaels wins, the feud can continue. If Cena wins, it will peter out quite quickly. Hmmmmmm. Since this is Wrestlemania, anything could happen- expect a Triple H appearance. Who knows, this could go either way.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Money in the Bank Ladder Match

Winner Gets a World Title Shot

Prediction:Ken Kennedy
Prophecy:However much some people want the others to win, either Edge, Orton, or Kennedy will win this. Edge has already won MITB, so I don't think he'll win again. A lot of this match depends on the two main events. Kennedy needs to go to RAW, and he has had feuds with both Batista and Undertaker recently. Orton would most likely stay on RAW as well. Cena vs. Orton would put Cena over, while Kennedy vs. Michaels would put Kennedy over. There's likely to be an Edge/ Orton feud anyway, but the question is whether the case will be on the line. In any case, Kennedy needs to move over to RAW, so Kennedy, I guess.
Result:Ken Kennedy wins
1 Point Awarded

Umaga vs. Lashley - Battle of the Billionaires

Representatives for McMahon and Trump Determine Who Is Shaved Bald

Prediction:Lashley for Trump
Prophecy:Trump will never get his head shaved bald, no way, no how. McMahon is willing to put anything on the line for his company, and it looks like his hair will go. Lashley needs to get put over, a Stone Cold beer bash afterward, a Mysterio interference, everything points toward a Lashley win.
Result:Lashley for Trump wins
1 Point Awarded

ECW Originals vs. The New Breed

8 Man Tag

Prediction:ECW Originals
Prophecy:This one is interesting. It can really prove how the WWE sees the new ECW. It would be great if this was a hardcore match, but there you go. Expect lots of cool spots, as well. It would please the fans to have the Originals win, but I don't think they care about the ECW fans. There aren't that many face wins on the card, but they want to put the New Breed over as well. Too close to call.
Result:ECW Originals wins
1 Point Awarded

Melina vs. Ashley

Lumberjill Match for the Women's Championship

Prediction:Melina
Prophecy:The WWE often pit the Playboy cover girl against the Women's Champion at Wrestlemania. Candice last year, Hemme the year before. It's just often a pity that the cover girl can't wrestle for ****, as is the case here. In any case, they respect the Divas enough to let the good one actually win. Melina will lose the title back to Mickie after Wrestlemania anyway. Oh, and they won't let the title go to SmackDown.
Result:Melina wins
1 Point Awarded

Kane vs. The Great Khali

Giants Collide

Prediction:The Great Khali
Prophecy:I want Kane to win, I really do. Hopefully this match won't be too long *prays*. Khali is getting put over, and Kane will apparently be out for a little while after the match. I think that hook thing will come into play, however awkward it looks. Khali to win anyway.
Result:The Great Khali wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. MVP

United States Championship

Prediction:MVP
Prophecy:MVP needs a big win to push him on his way, but I can't see Benoit losing at Wrestlemania again. I'd love it so much if Benoit got a push to the main event after this, but after a loss? Hmmmm. Maybe he could still lose and feud with the loser of the Taker/ Batista match. Probably Batista. The SmackDown main event scene needs a fresh face, and who better than Benoit?
Result:Chris Benoit wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 6

6 Points Earned | 75% Accurate

Ranked 4th among Wise Ones for this event.