Prophecies of Anthony Robert

Prophecy:Without question, Batista in the worst main-eventer in the WWE. This guy wants to be Goldberg but lacks the talent and charisma; leaving his matches to be carried every week. I hope that the bookers and Undertaker have been working on this for at least three months because making Batista look good is quite an overwhelming task, especially considering this could be the main event. If this is the final match on the card, Undertaker will walk away with the WWE Championship. If not, he'll win by DQ to continue his WrestleMania winning streak.

Prophecy:Shawn Michaels kicks John Cena in the face on the final Raw before WrestleMania and I don't believe it drew much heat; I'm not the only one tired of John as the WWE poster boy. Unfortunately, the marks are behind John and order Vince's pay-per-views; thus, the inevitable FU victory, girls crying in the audience and a handshake at the conclusion of this match.

Prophecy:If this is booked correctly, it could be great; if not, we'll be subjected to four mini-matches and one spot at a time. However, with this talent, I believe this match will be one of the best of the night even if that occurs. I commend CM Punk fans for supporting him and believing that he has a chance at pulling an upset; unquestionably, it won't happen. Even if he was to jump to Raw, he'd eventually settle in with great talent such as Johnny Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin and Ric Flair; that means midcard status. This will come down to Randy Orton, Edge and my boy, Ken Kennedy. Randy and Edge will cost each other the briefcase and Mr. Kennedy will seize the opportunity; elevating him to well deserved main event status.

Prophecy:WrestleMania XXII: A Playboy Pillow Fight and Mickie James defeats Trish Stratus to win the Women's Championship. This proves that it's possible to give the exotic dancers three minutes on the stage and still allow the real talent in the Women's Division to put on a good match. How about a Nauseating Playboy Pictorial Jell-O Match: Chyna vs. Ashley? Meanwhile, we get a very watchable Melina vs. Mickie James for the Women's Championship. Nope. If Vince McMahon has any respect left for this division, Melina will put the furry boots to Ashley and continue her reign.

Prophecy:Well, this is a recycled match from WrestleMania XXII: Chris Benoit holds the United States Championship, seldom appears on SmackDown, is challenged by JBL for absolutely no reason and he jobs at the pay-per-view. Now he gets to put MVP over. This is yet another example of lazy pay-per-view booking. It's sad to watch talent such as Chris, Shelton Benjamin and Carlito being tossed away by Vince and a horrible creative writing staff.