Prophecies of Aasitus

WrestleMania XXIII 2007


John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels

WWE Championship

Prediction:Shawn Michaels
Prophecy:Cena was the one beaten on RAW, so logically he will win at the Mania.. However, it's my favourite wrestler against the sucky Cena, so I just refuse to predict Cena as the winner. My hope lies with HBK.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Batista vs. Undertaker

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Fifteen and oh.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Umaga vs. Lashley - Battle of the Billionaires

Representatives for McMahon and Trump Determine Who Is Shaved Bald

Prediction:Lashley for Trump
Prophecy:Trump didn't come to WWE to have his head shaved. Also, this match will SUCK.
Result:Lashley for Trump wins
1 Point Awarded

Money in the Bank Ladder Match

Winner Gets a World Title Shot

Prediction:Ken Kennedy
Prophecy:Kennedy was my favourite to win this match even before he was announced as a participant. Now that he's in, I feel safe to make my prophecy, and I don't really believe I'll need to change my pick even with more participants announced.
Result:Ken Kennedy wins
1 Point Awarded

ECW Originals vs. The New Breed

8 Man Tag

Prediction:ECW Originals
Prophecy:Bullshit.
Result:ECW Originals wins
1 Point Awarded

Melina vs. Ashley

Lumberjill Match for the Women's Championship

Prediction:Melina
Prophecy:Did feel a bit strange that Melina got the belt. That said, I couldn't care less what's going on in the women's division. I want to see boobs, I surf to 4chan.
Result:Melina wins
1 Point Awarded

Kane vs. The Great Khali

Giants Collide

Prediction:The Great Khali
Prophecy:Can't say for sure yet, since there still are a couple of shows before 'Mania, but for now I'll go with Khali. He already got squashed by Kane's brother, I don't think they're gonna let the other monster own him too.
Result:The Great Khali wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. MVP

United States Championship

Prediction:MVP
Prophecy:Hard to be sure about this one either, but MVP has become a credible competitor, even though he was a complete joke in the beginning. Benoit puts him over here.
Result:Chris Benoit wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 6

6 Points Earned | 75% Accurate

Ranked 4th among Wise Ones for this event.