Prophecies of Broken Revolution

WrestleMania XXIII 2007


Batista vs. Undertaker

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:ok this one is simple,, undertaker is retireing next year, what better way to go out then to be 15 and 0 and have one last title run thats all for this one, cuz theres dsimply not much to say
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels

WWE Championship

Prediction:Shawn Michaels
Prophecy:DX DX DX----i just want HBK to win cuz im purty much getting sick of Cena being the almighty champion, with the arsenal of a wopping total of 6 moves. HBK has got this one in the bag and i know im right-----if u sau cena i got 2 words for you ur dumb
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Money in the Bank Ladder Match

Winner Gets a World Title Shot

Prediction:Jeff Hardy
Prophecy:ok im going jeff hardy becuase who has the big spark for popularity, and they made them him lose the ic title, why, because they are going to move him higher. And what kind of match would this be Jeff hardy vs HBK ladder match, thats would be insane. other choices for us--CM Punk, Matt Hardy and Kennedy the rise of the lower class is here homie.
Result:Ken Kennedy wins
0 Points Awarded

Umaga vs. Lashley - Battle of the Billionaires

Representatives for McMahon and Trump Determine Who Is Shaved Bald

Prediction:Lashley for Trump
Prophecy:ummm why even put a vote out for this, ok in one corner you got the ECW champion Bobby Lashley i mean seriously he is about the size of king kong. \not kidding. I mean the dude broke the masterlock. And in the other corner you got the somoan bulldozer Umaga. Umaga is a shtrivled monkey penis---quote by rock. The dude has no muscle and he has an arsenal much like John Cena, he has the but in face, the thumb in throught, tghe fat off the top rope, and the somoan crap slam. And thats pretty much it, the only that makes him interesting is Armando and his sweaty shirt. i give it trump o and note Vince has never won at WM
Result:Lashley for Trump wins
1 Point Awarded

ECW Originals vs. The New Breed

8 Man Tag

Prediction:The New Breed
Prophecy:llol ECW sux----Go new breed
Result:ECW Originals wins
0 Points Awarded

Melina vs. Ashley

Lumberjill Match for the Women's Championship

Prediction:Melina
Prophecy:as much as i love Ashley, i think melina is scarier, so she will win
Result:Melina wins
1 Point Awarded

Kane vs. The Great Khali

Giants Collide

Prediction:Kane
Prophecy:ok i a very skeptical on this match cuz u have the big red machine and the big indian. \lemme say this in khali's words whaa haa whoo waa wwe jaaaa looo kane jjuuuu doowaa redowaa khali wrestlooomania big mouth EHOOOOHALAOJFGHDSJKAGFSJK overall kane wins he speaks english i mean the spanish commentators cant even translate khali
Result:The Great Khali wins
0 Points Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. MVP

United States Championship

Prediction:MVP
Prophecy:ok benoit=hasbin mvp=power ranger and the power rangers rocked so MVP
Result:Chris Benoit wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 38% Accurate

Ranked 17th among Wise Ones for this event.