Prophecies of tonkers

WrestleMania XXIII 2007


Batista vs. Undertaker

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Last Ride for Batista, to give the Undertaker one last reign.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels

WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:WWE needs to come up with a better story for these two.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Money in the Bank Ladder Match

Winner Gets a World Title Shot

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:I said Orton would win this match even before Booker T qualified. Randy's backstage drama has worn off and the WWE are taking him seriously again. Expect a nice two-four month title reign from Orton when he cashes in.
Result:Ken Kennedy wins
0 Points Awarded

Umaga vs. Lashley - Battle of the Billionaires

Representatives for McMahon and Trump Determine Who Is Shaved Bald

Prediction:Lashley for Trump
Prophecy:This match is ridiculous...are we supposed to love Trump because he drops maybe $5 - 6,000 on the WWE audience. What a fuckin' loser. Kayfabe note...it wan't even Trump's money! It was McMahon's. So what a few people might have gotten a refund on their tickets. Wake up and smell the cheese. I don't love billionare's because they're the reason that such severe poverty exists. Between them, Trump and McMahon have the money to end (severe) world poverty and their great, great grandchildren would still live as millionare's. I hope that they both get shaved. On the part of the wrestlers, Lashley is a far better wrestler than Umaga. Also has anyone noticed that Umaga is just a tub of lard with sharp thumbs. Fuck...I could take him.
Result:Lashley for Trump wins
1 Point Awarded

ECW Originals vs. The New Breed

8 Man Tag

Prediction:ECW Originals
Prophecy:Everyone has forgotten a very important detail about this match. The success of ECW currently rests on the shoulders of two men. One of those is Lashley. he is getting a bigger push than anyone from any of the three brands. The other man is Rob Van Dam. The drug bust shit is over now and the company can rely on him as a crowd getter. He is still in my opinion one of the most entertaining sports entertainment superstars in the history of the sport. No-one can do the stuff he can. Not one person. Even Mysterio can't pull off a lot of the stuff RVD does. In addition to this, the Original s have suffered far to many losses in recent weeks. Revenge is sweet and I think that the Originals are about to get some. Tonkers out.
Result:ECW Originals wins
1 Point Awarded

Melina vs. Ashley

Lumberjill Match for the Women's Championship

Prediction:Ashley Massaro
Prophecy:To be honest the only reason that Melina would retain, would be be to keep the title on RAW. Maybe the Cruiserweight Title will jump brands aswell. It seems to be ranked at the same level. Scotty 2 Hotty might win it. Or alternatively, Melina loses but then an interbrand fued insues and Melina wins it back a couple of months down the track.
Result:Melina wins
0 Points Awarded

Kane vs. The Great Khali

Giants Collide

Prediction:Kane
Prophecy:This is where Kane will get the push he needs to get a REAL!!! title shot.
Result:The Great Khali wins
0 Points Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. MVP

United States Championship

Prediction:MVP
Result:Chris Benoit wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 4

4 Points Earned | 50% Accurate

Ranked 12th among Wise Ones for this event.