Prophecies of Chris Burr

Prophecy:It's a tough one to choose between Shawn Michaels and Randy Orton, I like Randy Orton better, but I'm gonna go with HBK, I'm sick of Cena winning it, but I don't want Edge to get it back until he turns face, and I think HBk will win the title over Cena and turn heel in the process and the turn last longer, Edge will turn face because he's a great face and heel and Orton sucked as a face, Edge and Orton will feud @ Summerslam, while HHH and HBK feud, and John Cena will feud with Batista in a dream feud, so, HBK is the pick here even though I could see Orton winning it, but expect HBK to turn heel and Edge turn face.

Prophecy:Cade and Murdoch are not that good, and I expect the Hardyz to keep it until they face Cryme Tyme or until Summerslam, but they will not lose it to these rednecks, and the Hardyz could also face London & Kendrick in a champions battle @ Summerslam as well, the Hardyz win easy and quick!

Prophecy:If it's a 4 way, Umaga wins the Gold but loses it back to Lashley via Rey Mysterio interference, but if it's three on one, then Lashley stays the champ. I love it that Vince is bald hahahahahaha, Shane needs to part with his dad... Either way, I see Umaga feuding with Rey Mysterio @ Summerslam and Vince and Shane feud, I say that if it's a 4 way, Umaga pins Shane and Shane attacks Vince, and if it's a 3 vs. 1, Shane will turn on Umaga and Vince... I see a possible Lashley/Shane/Mysterio vs. Vince/Umaga/AAE likely @ Judgment Day. And I do see Rey Mysterio interfering in some way.

Prophecy:This is tough, I was pissed that Undertaker did not turn heel in the process of winning the gold @ Wrestlemania 23, I can see a Batista win and then Taker turning heel, but I say Taker keeps it, and I say Batista will feud with John Cena in a dream feud @ Summerslam, I see Kennedy and Finlay interfering in this match someway, but Taker keeps it. As a result of the interference, It will be Taker vs. Batista vs. Finlay vs. Kennedy in a 4 way HIAC match for the WHC at Judgment Day!

Prophecy:Craplina is the worst women's champion ever, she sux as a heel, she has the worst gimmick, mic skills and her boyfriend is lucky to have a job, Craplina is Overated!, She Won the Gold too early, and I'm praying for a double-turn, I'm betting Craplina doesn't even wipe her Ass!, Put her back on SMACKDOWN!, she was doing her best there, she has sucked as Champion!, But I think this will become a 4 way to include Michelle McCool and Jillian Hall before or @ the PPV with McCool winning, if not, then they will interfere in this, Mickie will turn heel and Melina will dump that idiot and turn face, The Women's Championship @ Summerslam will be either Michelle McCool defending against Ashley Massaro OR Mickie James defending against Beth Phoenix!

Prophecy:MVP, better be MVP, I am so sick of Boring Benoit being a face, MVP should have won @ Mania, Look at MVP since he came to WWE, and Benny has been Crappy since his Return, MVP will and better Win! GO! GO! POWER RANGERS!