Prophecies of The Tocc

The Great American Bash 2007


John Cena vs. Bobby Lashley

WWE Championship

Prediction:Bobby Lashley
Prophecy:I'm switching my pick. John Cena's last comments to Lashley such as "You'll get my best" just scream "I know I'm losing my title". I can't really see Lashley tapping to the worst version of the STF in the business or laying down for a 3 count after the F5 ripoff. I hate to go against Cena's streak, but I'm just feeling a title change here.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Johnny Nitro vs. CM Punk

ECW World Championship

Prediction:Johnny Nitro
Prophecy:Benoit was definitely slated to beat CM Punk for the ECW Title at Vengeance. If CM Punk was supposed to take the title then, he would have beaten Nitro, Benoit's replacement. (Incidentally, the added pressure of being a World Champion again may have put some strain on Benoit's marriage, but that's all I'll say on that topic.) The WWE chose to put the strap on Nitro (Now "Morrison" - also not his real name...) for no apparent reason. I can only assume it's because ECW is lacking main eventers. Punk is way more over than Nitro and is likely to be the one to end Morrison's reign, but this feud will last while longer to give Morrison time to get over first, especially now that he has this new character.
Result:Johnny Nitro wins
1 Point Awarded

Randy Orton vs. Dusty Rhodes

Texas Bullrope Match

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:Orton's push will continue as he destroys Dusty and pins him with an RKO. After the bell, he'll continue his onslaught and set up the soccer kick to the head when Cody will run in and save his dad. Maybe HHH will get involved here as well.
Result:Randy Orton wins
1 Point Awarded

Candice Michelle vs. Melina

Women's Championship

Prediction:Candice Michelle
Prophecy:She just won the belt. I don't think she'll give it right back to the former champ.
Result:Candice Michelle wins
1 Point Awarded

MVP vs. Matt Hardy

United States Championship

Prediction:Matt Hardy
Prophecy:It would be cool for Matt and Jeff to take titles on the same night. Matt has had one hell of a push lately. He was one of the last men in that rumble match for the title, which shows he's moving up. He's got a great chance here. MVP won his title from Benoit, so I think they may want to create some distance there. It seems the Bash will be the Hardys' night.
Result:MVP wins
0 Points Awarded

Umaga vs. Jeff Hardy

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Jeff Hardy
Prophecy:There has been no build-up whatsoever for this match. I don't think this will even result in a feud. It seems Umaga only took the title so he could pass it along to Jeff Hardy. Faces have to win a few matches at this event...
Result:Umaga wins
0 Points Awarded

Carlito vs. Sandman

Singapore Cane Match

Prediction:Sandman
Prophecy:This is just the first match in their feud, a feud which Carlito will ultimately win. For now, in this Singapore Cane match, Sandman will make his presence on Smackdown known with a big win to kick things off.
Result:Carlito wins
0 Points Awarded

The Great Khali vs. Batista vs. Kane

Triple Threat Match for the World Title

Prediction:The Great Khali
Prophecy:When the matches were Kane vs Edge and Khali vs Batista, I was pretty sure Edge and Khali would win. Now, Kane might not be pinned but he still definitely won't win. As for Batista, it's not in the cards for him to regain the title now. They need a heel with the belt, and Khali is the only heel in this match. I suspect Mysterio will come back to feud with Khali in a David vs. Goliath type of situation. In the mean time, Khali will dominate. Expect a pinfall with Khali's boot on someone's chest and his fists in the air.
Result:The Great Khali wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 4

4 Points Earned | 50% Accurate

Ranked 13th among Wise Ones for this event.