Prophecies of CeffectX

The Great American Bash 2007


John Cena vs. Bobby Lashley

WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:As tough as this seems, I still believe that Orton will win the title from Cena, making this an easy call.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Johnny Nitro vs. CM Punk

ECW World Championship

Prediction:CM Punk
Prophecy:Johnny Nitro as World Champ? I don't care if this ECW, it doesn't make sense for really either of these two jabronis to be champ. Giving the title to either will not increase it's credibility. Anyhew, I believe that Punk is way more over than Nitro, so I will go with him to win
Result:Johnny Nitro wins
0 Points Awarded

The Great Khali vs. Batista vs. Kane

Triple Threat Match for the World Title

Prediction:The Great Khali
Prophecy:I had an extremely long winded rant I had placed here, but I decided it was hard on the eyes, much like a Khali. Anyhew, despite his flaws and inability to wrestle, walk, speak or entertain, I am going to say that his reign will last a little longer than a couple of days. Just my sentiments.
Result:The Great Khali wins
1 Point Awarded

Carlito vs. Sandman

Singapore Cane Match

Prediction:Sandman
Prophecy:Yes, I will plop down my hard earned money to see this match on PPV. Please, give me a break. Neither one of these men have anything going for them to make me care about their feud. In this match I don't care about, Sandman wins. But really with this whole PPV, I don't care if I bomb or not.
Result:Carlito wins
0 Points Awarded

Umaga vs. Jeff Hardy

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Umaga
Prophecy:Hmmm, I love matches with no buildup. On their past encounters, Umaga has decimated Hardy. Why should I believe now that things could change? Once again, another great reason for me to surrender a good bit of my extra spending money on this crap event.
Result:Umaga wins
1 Point Awarded

MVP vs. Matt Hardy

United States Championship

Prediction:Matt Hardy
Prophecy:I don't see both Hardys walking out with titles. It seems too predictable for that to happen. Just off the record, a hardy vs. hardy encounter at WM24 would be cool. Ok, back to the match at hand. MVP is a favorite of mine and it's hard to vote against him, however I believe one Hardy will walk out with gold and that one is Matt. Also as a side note, I heard somewhere on WWE programming that if Matt was to win the US strap, it would be his first major singles title. Ha ha, shows what they thought of the European belt.
Result:MVP wins
0 Points Awarded

Candice Michelle vs. Melina

Women's Championship

Prediction:Candice Michelle
Prophecy:Well, all applause should go to Candice for stepping up her game. She seems to be a genuine favorite, and not for obvious reasons. You can't miss how she is really trying. Furthermore I agree with the notion that Beth Phoenix will most likely dethrone Candice. Just my thought.
Result:Candice Michelle wins
1 Point Awarded

Randy Orton vs. Dusty Rhodes

Texas Bullrope Match

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:Dusty is lucky that at the time of writing, he at least has 8.25% of the vote right now leaning in favor of him winning. Ahem, Dusty's chances of winning are less than slim to none. In fact, they are less than none. Is that possible? Yes, and you will witness that along with a bunch of other sub-par matches if you order The Great American Bash! I'm aware this is a hold-over feud until we get Cena/Orton, but still...Rhodes? Come on. Whatever.
Result:Randy Orton wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 63% Accurate

Ranked 8th among Wise Ones for this event.