Prophecies of The Tocc

Night of Champions 2014


Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena

WWE World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:I guess I'm in the minority but I just don't see Brock leaving with the title. He's going to want to get back to Minnesota in time for hunting season. WWE likes having a champ that can smile for the media and show up on talk shows. Brock is not that guy, and neither is Roman Reigns. I'm not a big Cena fan, but the guy shows up and works. I was surprised at how badly he was dominated at Summerslam by a part-time performer, leaving countless 5-year-olds to cry themselves to sleep. Now I realize this is the plot for Rocky IV, where Rocky (Cena) pulls out a hard-fought victory over the seemingly unbeatable Drago (Lesnar). I see Cena starting strong but Lesnar ultimately providing the majority of the offense. Then just when it seems like Cena can't take any more damage... BONG!!! Taker's music (with or without Taker), AA off the distraction, 1, 2, 3. Cena will tie Ric Flair's record with 16 world title reigns, and that will be the takeaway.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Sheamus vs. Cesaro

United States Championship

Prediction:Cesaro
Prophecy:An Irishman and a Swiss are battling for the US Championship... Sounds like the start of a joke. It would make more sense if this was for the Intercontinental Championship, or even the old European Title. Then again, Cesaro was a "Real American" until recently. Anyway, I don't see Sheamus doing anything with the title, and Cesaro could use a little gold.
Result:Sheamus wins
0 Points Awarded

Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Dolph Ziggler
Prophecy:It would be cruel to take the belt off Ziggy so soon. I'm loving how Sandow is being used as Miz's stunt double right now though. Cracks me up.
Result:The Miz wins
0 Points Awarded

Rusev vs. Mark Henry

Prediction:Rusev
Prophecy:Rusev's massive push will not be stopped by the world's strongest jobber.
This is my lock.
Result:Rusev wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Paige vs. AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella

Triple Threat Match for the Divas Championship

Prediction:AJ Lee
Prophecy:I feel like AJ and Paige aren't finished passing the title back and forth. Definitely see Brie and maybe even Stephanie getting involved here, so the ending won't be clean.
Result:AJ Lee wins
1 Point Awarded

The Usos vs. Goldust & Stardust

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:The Usos
Prophecy:I could see this going either way. I'm only going with the Usos because of how much I hate Cody Rhodes' stupid new thtardutht persona. I'm pretty sure he keeps his cosmic key up his ass.
Result:Goldust & Stardust win
0 Points Awarded

Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:Orton could use a win after putting Reigns over.
Result:Randy Orton wins
1 Point Awarded

Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins

Prediction:Roman Reigns
Prophecy:I don't often go against a MITB holder, but Reigns is on a roll. I see the Authority getting involved, but just when it looks like all hope is lost for Reigns, Ambrose will show up and spoil things for the Authority. I wouldn't be surprised to see Rollins & Kane vs Ambrose and Reigns on Raw.
Result:Seth Rollins wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 4 (+1 Bonus Point)

4 Points Earned | 50% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.