Prophecies of The Tocc

SummerSlam 2006


Hulk Hogan vs. Randy Orton

Legend vs. Legend Killer

Prediction:Hulk Hogan
Prophecy:Orton has ultimately defeated just about every legend he's gone up against, but I think the buck stops here.
Result:Hulk Hogan wins
1 Point Awarded

DX vs. The McMahons

Embarrassment Ensues

Prediction:DX - HHH & HBK
Prophecy:As it stands right now, I have no reason to believe that the match at Summerslam will be anything different from the other clashes we've seen between these two teams.
Result:DX - HHH & HBK win
1 Point Awarded

Edge vs. John Cena

WWE Championship - Title Changes Hands on a DQ

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:I smell a count out. On the other hand, I can see Edge letting go of the title just because he's annoying and not much of a poster boy for the WWE. Plus, Cena has a movie coming out so they may put the gold back on him for the release. Either way, Cena wins. I'll go with that for now.
Result:Edge wins
0 Points Awarded

Mick Foley vs. Ric Flair

"I Quit" Match

Prediction:Mick Foley
Prophecy:On one hand, I think both of these guys should have quit a long time ago. But on the other hand, I think their combined pride can make this a fantastically bloody match. Flair won their last encounter at Vengeance. I'm going with Foley here to even the score.
Result:Ric Flair wins
0 Points Awarded

Chavo Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio

Eddie's Storyline Continues

Prediction:Chavo Guerrero
Prophecy:When are they going to write Eddie out of the script? I'm sure this will be a multi-match feud so this first match could go either way, but 9 times out of 10 Rey would win this match. I'm going to have some sack and predict an upset with Rey putting Chavo over here.
Result:Chavo Guerrero wins
1 Point Awarded

King Booker vs. Batista

World Championship

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:Well, Booker. It was a nice run as "King... of duh Wuhl" and you've been a fine transition champion. Now pick up your cape and your crown and hit the bricks. Seriously, Booker is only carrying the gold so that Batista didn't have to beat up poor little Rey. If Batista hadn't torn his tricep, the WWE would have never even taken the title off of their cash cow in the first place. Sure, they could drag this out to a few matches before Batista reclaims the title, but they won't.
Result:Batista wins
1 Point Awarded

Big Show vs. Sabu

ECW World Championship

Prediction:Sabu
Prophecy:That #1 contender's match on ECW was terrible. Between RVD, Sabu, and Show, they must have made a dozen mistakes. It was actually funny after a while, and it had such potential too... Anyway, Show only took the title from RVD because of RVD's drug charges, and will soon return it to a true ECW original. Sabu as champion will help retain the old school ECW fans and generate good energy for the brand.
Result:Big Show wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 4

4 Points Earned | 57% Accurate

Ranked 5th among Wise Ones for this event.