Prophecies of TheOrb

No Mercy 2003


Brock Lesnar vs. Undertaker

Biker Chain Match for the WWE Championship

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Beat him good taker, Brock's just a big gaylord, I could take him. Respect the tatooed fool.
Result:Brock Lesnar wins
0 Points Awarded

Stephanie McMahon vs. Vince McMahon

"I Quit" Match - With Their Jobs on the Line

Prediction:Stephanie McMahon
Prophecy:Sh'e got to, she's a bird. Vince is also a big gaylord.
Result:Vince McMahon wins
0 Points Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. A-Train

Wolverine vs Woolly Mammoth

Prediction:A-Train
Prophecy:He's hairier and I have to say it, Chris is a big gaylord.
Result:Chris Benoit wins
0 Points Awarded

Tajiri vs. Rey Mysterio

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:It's a mystery to me, the game commenses. For the usual fee, plus expenses. The mystery machine will run Tajiri into the ground.
Result:Tajiri wins
0 Points Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Big Show

U.S. Championship

Prediction:Big Show
Prophecy:Just because he's big........ And fat, and I'm sure he probably smells a bit too.
Result:Big Show wins
1 Point Awarded

Kurt Angle vs. John Cena

When Feuds Start for No Reason...

Prediction:Kurt Angle
Prophecy:He has no hair, so will be more streamline.
Result:Kurt Angle wins
1 Point Awarded

Matt Hardy vs. Zach Gowen

V1 vs 1L

Prediction:Matt Hardy
Prophecy:I used to like Matt but now he's a C*nt, but I think he'll beat young Zack.
Result:Zach Gowen wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 2

2 Points Earned | 29% Accurate

Ranked 11th among Wise Ones for this event.