Prophecies of J Mitch

WrestleMania XXII 2006


John Cena vs. Triple H

WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Who cares? If Cena wins, ugh. If HHH wins, ugh. 25 minute boring promos vs. 12-year old fart jokes. You make the call.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Angle vs Orton vs. Mysterio

Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:Angle will be the third man in this no doubt, but I have a feeling this is gonna be a fatal 4-way with Batista being the 4th guy. But sadly, I think Orton is gonna get the huge nudge here, establishing him as a main event heel, which is what SmackDown! desperatley needs.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
0 Points Awarded

"Money in the Bank" Ladder Match

Winner Gets a One Year Open Contract for a Heavyweight Championship Shot

Prediction:Rob Van Dam
Prophecy:If WWE really wants to finally give RVD a push, this would be the way to do it.
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
1 Point Awarded

Edge vs. Mick Foley

Hardcore Match

Prediction:Mick Foley
Prophecy:Edge doesn't need it, and Foley hasn't had a big win in the WWE in over 6 years. If they don't want to shit on his legacy, give him a "big time" win like this to rejuvinate his career.
Result:Edge wins
0 Points Awarded

Vince McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels

Employee Relations

Prediction:Shawn Michaels
Prophecy:I've absolutely hated everything about this match. It's a horrible storyline that will give us a lack luster match totally abusing HBK's value.
Result:Shawn Michaels wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

United States Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:JBL could use a big win, but Benoit deserves one more.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

Big Show & Kane vs. Carlito & Chris Masters

World Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Big Show & Kane
Prophecy:PLEASE don't let Carlito & The Masterbate end this awesome reign of Show & Kane.
Result:Big Show & Kane win
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. Mark Henry

Casket Match

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Um, yeah. Pfftt. Which 5 crackheads picked Henry, LOL?
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Booker T & Sharmell vs. The Boogeyman

I'm Coming to Dig It, Sucka

Prediction:Booker T & Sharmell
Prophecy:OMG! WTF is The Boogeyman doing at WrestleMania. Please Booker, you stale son of a bitch, don't job to this goofy, untalented, bastard.
Result:The Boogeyman wins
0 Points Awarded

Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James

Women's Championship

Prediction:Mickie James
Prophecy:I actually like the build of this match, and it should be good as these are two of the top woemn workers in the E (which a'int saying much). I see Trish's 1-Year + reign finally coming to an end though.
Result:Mickie James wins
1 Point Awarded

Candice Michelle vs. Torrie Wilson

Playboy Pillow Fight

Prediction:Candice Michelle
Prophecy:Ah yes, the pointless, over done, horny teenager, shit fest, T & A part of the show.
Result:Torrie Wilson wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 6

6 Points Earned | 55% Accurate

Ranked 13th among Wise Ones for this event.