Prophecies of jblfan1

WrestleMania XXII 2006


John Cena vs. Triple H

WWE Championship

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:In His Own Words-The king of kings returns to his thrown at Wrestlemania. Cena is so GDMF boring,and is just a liabilty now. We have had the same story line over and over again for the past year(yeah,count it. WM21-WM22), and it just plain gets me irrated that I spend 2 hours on A Monday, Watching Repets with diffrent people. I hope That Triple H beats him good. Unfortunally, Wrestlemania is the Crowd Pleaser Event of the year,so people,unless you belive this is all real,dont jump on you couch(esque-Tom Cruise) if Cena Retains. AS much as he is my friend,and I am biased toward his opinion, John Bradshaw Layfield makes a good future predction. Last Year,Triple H was the champion,and so was JBL. Fact also stands that JBL has went to a WWE championship match at The Great American Bash. I see JBL going back to top again!!!
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Edge vs. Mick Foley

Hardcore Match

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:Sorry Mick,you got A win at Taboo Tuesday. This time,its the Rated-R Superstars turn. Lita will hold the trump card here. There isnt much more to say to this match! I am A huge Edge fan, and I will always support him. He was a great WWE champ,and will become it soon again.
Result:Edge wins
1 Point Awarded

Angle vs Orton vs. Mysterio

Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:Randy Orton will now and again become the World Heavyweight Champ. I feel really bad that the WWE writers have to bag on Eddie Guerrero. I wonder how Vicki Guerrero feels about having her late husbnad trashed. Now,on the other hand,World Championship reigns do last more than two months (exculding Orton's first run,because writers try to make money making Orton a face,which was very stupid) and Angle has shown that he will fight to the death to hold on to that belt. Last,there is Rey. Rumble winners always go on to win the belt, but the question lies with this-Who can see Rey with the World HEAVYWEIGHT belt? Someone who weighs under 200 lbs. should not be carring that belt. It,in my opinion,still up for grabs.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
0 Points Awarded

"Money in the Bank" Ladder Match

Winner Gets a One Year Open Contract for a Heavyweight Championship Shot

Prediction:Rob Van Dam
Prophecy:Sad for us RVD fans. He caught a bad break. This match is a matter of logic,just like last years ladder match. Ric Flair has had his world title shot. Shelton is not world contender material,and has the IC strap to hold him over. Finaly and Lashely are too inexperanced and are just gonna wail on them all day. When was the last time Hardy was given gold. Road Warrior Animal will interfear,and make Hardy lose it. But whos left? The man called "The best athlete to never hold the WWE title". This is going to be a good year for RVD-I can see it coming
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
1 Point Awarded

Vince McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels

Employee Relations

Prediction:Shawn Michaels
Prophecy:Year after year. Wrestlemania after Wrestlemania. HBK get his ass kicked,and than he wins.We all go have a party,fall asleep,and wake up in the basement of someone else's house. This angle is so stupid and so boring,that I barely want to write my usual long predction. The only thing good about this feud is that we get to see Shane-O-Mac once more. Shawn wins,and saves face,because no matter how you see it,Vince goes away for a while,and comes back to a crowd chanting his name. The best analogy to this is milking the dead cow,than bringing it back,milking it again,than killing it
Result:Shawn Michaels wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

United States Championship

Prediction:John "Bradshaw" Layfield
Prophecy:Still not betting for the other guy!!! JBL will win on the grandest stage of them all,and will pick up the U.S title. Heading into Judgement Day,JBL will start to become the #1 contender for The Great American Bash,where he will be involved in the World Title match. Someone will get involved at the end,but JBL picks up another solid PPV win
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
1 Point Awarded

Big Show & Kane vs. Carlito & Chris Masters

World Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Carlito & Chris Masters
Prophecy:Big Show and Kane have spent too much time doing singles matches in their title reign as Tag Team Champions that they will have no doubt be losing to the new team. Masters is someone who has been in many main events,but yet to hold any type of gold,and Carlito could use A new belt. The Young guys win the title,at the expence that Big Show breaks the Masterlock,as it would be a good time to have it broken.
Result:Big Show & Kane win
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Mark Henry

Casket Match

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Undertaker holds a 13-0 run at Wrestlemania. This wasnt going to be broken even if he was facing Cena, Triple H, Orton, Batista, whoever. Fact is that Mark Henry was WWE's next big thing,because the huge guys are always fan-favorites. Henry will NOT bury 'Taker, no matter which way you look at it. Word going around is that Undertaker is going to retire soon. Who said that? Undertaker is the only person ho could win a match by A low blow and have his hand on the ropes and still be a face
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Booker T & Sharmell vs. The Boogeyman

I'm Coming to Dig It, Sucka

Prediction:The Boogeyman
Prophecy:This seems like Wrestlemania this year will have some real crappy matches,and this is one of them. I have NEVER liked Booker T,and as much as I really dont like the Boogeyman,he will not lose at Wrestlemania. Now that its a handicap match..there is no doubt that Boogeyman will walk in,do his thing,eat some worms..make me miss the next match cause im puking,so on and so forth
Result:The Boogeyman wins
1 Point Awarded

Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James

Women's Championship

Prediction:Mickie James
Prophecy:Why do I have this bad feeling that all the belts on the line will change at Wrestlemania,including this one. This sucks, I was so calling for a 6-Hottie Tag match,but I guess I saw this coming. I DONT WANT TO SEE SPAZY MCGEE GET THE BELT. Alas,she will. This feud is actully intersting and funny. Does anybody think Mickie got the kissing idea from Candace and Victoria other than me?
Result:Mickie James wins
1 Point Awarded

Candice Michelle vs. Torrie Wilson

Playboy Pillow Fight

Prediction:Candice Michelle
Prophecy:Why the hell is Candice getting this big push? Its not like shes 's that good in the ring. And everybody calls Lita a slut? This girl has been naked more tmes than Pamala Anderson on tape and in book form. This is what the wild card is of the night. I guess I will have to stand by on the old "Whoever gets attacked on the last Raw before 'Mania wins"
Result:Torrie Wilson wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 7

7 Points Earned | 64% Accurate

Ranked 9th among Wise Ones for this event.