Prophecies of President D

WrestleMania XXII 2006


John Cena vs. Triple H

WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:I have a feeling Cena will retain here. Trips is going to be a father soon, so I have a feeling he won't be as focused on winning the title as being a parent. Anyways, Cena will more than likely retain and move on to Backlash in the inevitable rematch between these two. Tocc, I agree with you, having Cena turn heel here would make an incredible twist. Still, I see Cena retaining and then Trips possibly winning the rematch at Backlash. After seeing Cena take that wicked shot from the sledgehammer courtesy of Trips, I can see Cena definitely retaining here.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Angle vs Orton vs. Mysterio

Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:I have to go with Mysterio on this one. The winner of the Rumble ever since 2001 has gone on to win at Wrestlemania. Rey has earned it having entered at No. 2 in the Rumble and winning it, and even though Orton deserves it too, I see Rey winning the title and celebrating his victory in a very memorable moment (i.e. Benoit and Eddie at WM XX). I will however agree with the majority and say that Angle will not be the one to get pinned. On the final Smackdown before Mania, Angle made both Rey and Orton tap out. Even though Randy tapped out as well, I still see Rey winning this one. Continuing the story of winning for Eddie just makes since, and the emotion that it will bring with it will make this a Wrestlemania moment to remember forever. Good luck Rey, I hope you do it.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

"Money in the Bank" Ladder Match

Winner Gets a One Year Open Contract for a Heavyweight Championship Shot

Prediction:Rob Van Dam
Prophecy:Well, it seems that this match will be a six man interpromotional match this year with 3 superstars from Smackdown to be added to the match. It will be interesting to see who those 3 are as well. It would be great to see Ric win here so he could have one more last run up atop the mountain, and Shelton is getting a good sized push, but from the given choices, I am going with RVD. He is the most logical to win as of now. Plus, with the way RVD has gotten the shaft at Mania in the past (being in tag title matches 2 years in a row) this would be a nice way to redeem those times. Plus, since RVD took a sick ladder shot from Flair on RAW, I see him getting revenge and taking Edge's spot as Mr. Money In The Bank.
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
1 Point Awarded

Edge vs. Mick Foley

Hardcore Match

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:As much as I want to pick Foley, I see Edge winning this one. Foley will probably put Edge over as he did for Orton at Wrestlemania XX. The only thing that bugs me about this match is that they are continually bringing up this one fact....Foley never really has had that one defining Wrestlemania moment. Ugh....for now I will stick with Edge, but I am very tempted to switch to Foley.
Result:Edge wins
1 Point Awarded

Vince McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels

Employee Relations

Prediction:Shawn Michaels
Prophecy:Vince has thrown everything at Shawn that he can think of. He entered first in the Elimination Chamber, he almost lost his spot in the Rumble, he was screwed out of winning the Rumble by Shane, he has been placed in handicap matches against the Spirit Squad (one in a steel cage), he has had to urinate in public, and he was drugged and beaten by both Vince and Shane. The only comeback Shawn has had in this entire feud, is when he threw his piss on Vince and Shane. After watching SNME, I agree with Tocc that Bret Hart will make an appearance. I say Bret will show up to aid HBK (yeah, HBK), and Shawn will pick up the much earned victory (perhaps with a sharpshooter....ooh that would be sweet payback). As for the No Holds Barred stipulation, that just makes the pick even easier if you ask me. Plus, after the MAJOR beatdown Shawn received from Vince on the last RAW before the event, I can positively say HBK will win here.
Result:Shawn Michaels wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

United States Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:In my opinion, this is the toughest prediction of the night. Do they give the belt to JBL, who has been given a large amount of airtime more recently, or do they keep the belt on Benoit, who just won the belt a month ago, and whom has brought back a lot of prestige to the U.S. title? This is tough.......I will stick with Benoit for now.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

Big Show & Kane vs. Carlito & Chris Masters

World Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Carlito & Chris Masters
Prophecy:I am SHOCKED that these four were not added to the ladder match, but oh well this should be an interesting match. I am glad this match has been given time to build up, that way maybe it will get some attention. The tag team division has been a waste of time for a while now, so maybe this match can get the tag division back on its feet. For now, I will go with Carlito and the Masterpiece to steal a victory here. I may change my mind depending what happens in the coming weeks. Considering the fact that Show & Kane got the last laugh on RAW, I can definitely see a title change coming.
Result:Big Show & Kane win
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Mark Henry

Casket Match

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Taker has an amazing streak of 13-0 at Wrestlemania going on as we speak. If the WWE were to have him lose at this point at Mania, there would be riots. As for the stipulation, this is a CASKET match. Taker rarely loses one of these bad boys, and considering the fact its at Mania, it makes it that easier to predict. 14-0, here he comes.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Booker T & Sharmell vs. The Boogeyman

I'm Coming to Dig It, Sucka

Prediction:Booker T & Sharmell
Prophecy:Since I have more faces winning than heels, I will go with Booker.......for now. Since Boogeyman got the last word on Smackdown by abducting Sharmell, I think Booker and his woman will win this one for the bad guys.
Result:The Boogeyman wins
0 Points Awarded

Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James

Women's Championship

Prediction:Mickie James
Prophecy:Trish will have held the title for over a year by the time Wrestlemania comes. I have a feeling that the Women's Championship will find a new home come Wrestlemania, and considering how intriguing her character has become, I have a feeling Mickie will do find as Women's Champ.
Result:Mickie James wins
1 Point Awarded

Candice Michelle vs. Torrie Wilson

Playboy Pillow Fight

Prediction:Candice Michelle
Prophecy:Candice has been getting a ton of airtime recently, and I have a feeling her push will continue here. The WWE always gives their Playboy posers a huge amount of attention, and a win from Candice here would only make sense.
Result:Torrie Wilson wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 7

7 Points Earned | 64% Accurate

Ranked 9th among Wise Ones for this event.