Prophecies of RKO

WrestleMania XXII 2006


John Cena vs. Triple H

WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Well, this really pisses me off. With Orton winning the World Heavyweight title, they have to have one face win in the main event. You know what that means. Everyones favorite little wigger prick will win. ( His only fan population consists of 13 year old girls.)
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Angle vs Orton vs. Mysterio

Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:Once again I am changing it back to Orton, because he got new entrance music and he is on fire right now. They have been saying he should win the title for a while now. Orton wins with an RKO on the steel steps on Mysterio. P.S. It will be Orton and Angle at Judgement Day for the title this year.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
0 Points Awarded

"Money in the Bank" Ladder Match

Winner Gets a One Year Open Contract for a Heavyweight Championship Shot

Prediction:Ric Flair
Prophecy:I'm changing to Ric Flair. RVD has not done anything to deserve the Title. Listen to all of the promos Ric has done. How many have others done. Zero. Ric will win this match, but not the title when he faces HHH at Summerslam in a street fight.
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
0 Points Awarded

Edge vs. Mick Foley

Hardcore Match

Prediction:Mick Foley
Prophecy:He has got to win at Wrestlemania at some time or another, why not now when its not for any titles. Maybe once I've seen enough evidence I'll change my prediction, but I'm leaning towards Foley here. Would't that be awesome if this match was like HHH and Foley at Royal Rumble 2000. But hopefully he turns into Cactus Jack here.
Result:Edge wins
0 Points Awarded

Vince McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels

Employee Relations

Prediction:Shawn Michaels
Prophecy:I hope a special stipulation is added, maybe a Street Fight or steel cage match or even special referee. Plus, when is the last time we seen Vince in a non-stipulation match. (Zack Gowen doesnt count at Vengeance 2003, because he was a freak.)
Result:Shawn Michaels wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

United States Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:I have really wanted to see this match for a while, but I never thought it would be for the U.S. Title though. I am going with Chris Benoit because he has to have at least one title defense since he just got it at No Way Out. I guess this match will open up Wrestlemania.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

Big Show & Kane vs. Carlito & Chris Masters

World Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Carlito & Chris Masters
Prophecy:Big Show and Kane never defend them at pay-per-views! Sure on Raw every once in a while, but they need to go back to singles competion. Look at this though, Raw is actually caring about the tag team titles for once.
Result:Big Show & Kane win
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Mark Henry

Casket Match

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:There is no doubt the Undertaker will win and make it 14-0. Thank god Vince made this a casket match. I couldn't bear another one of Henry's one on one matches any more.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Booker T & Sharmell vs. The Boogeyman

I'm Coming to Dig It, Sucka

Prediction:The Boogeyman
Prophecy:What the hell, i'll go with the creepy one.
Result:The Boogeyman wins
1 Point Awarded

Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James

Women's Championship

Prediction:Mickie James
Prophecy:Why would trish win another match anytime soon, shes had the title for over a YEAR.
Result:Mickie James wins
1 Point Awarded

Candice Michelle vs. Torrie Wilson

Playboy Pillow Fight

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:Revenge
Result:Torrie Wilson wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 6

6 Points Earned | 55% Accurate

Ranked 13th among Wise Ones for this event.