Prophecies of CeffectX

WrestleMania XXII 2006


John Cena vs. Triple H

WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:The tide has turned in terms of other people's prophecies. Normally when HHH is involved in a title match, you usually have at least ten pages worth of "I hate Triple H because he is the son-in-law" or "Triple H can't go a day without being champ" you know, stuff like that. Now that he's involved in a program with Cena, the mood has changed. That's sad considering Cena once was so over with the fans and now he's a joke who is stuck in the main event picture. I really want Triple H to take this, but I don't think Vince has completley wrung out the sponge better known as John Cena.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Angle vs Orton vs. Mysterio

Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:It would be really strange to see Mysterio walking out the HEAVYWEIGHT champion. I always thought there would be some rule setting a weight limit on who can actually wrestle for the heavyweight title, but whatever. Between Orton, Angle, and Mysterio....I can easily see Orton taking the gold but I wouldn't count Angle out just yet. I have a long ways to go, but I say Angle for now.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
0 Points Awarded

"Money in the Bank" Ladder Match

Winner Gets a One Year Open Contract for a Heavyweight Championship Shot

Prediction:Shelton Benjamin
Prophecy:A heel is always better slated to win a match like this. Benjamin for now is the only heel. However, it would make a good story to have Flair walk out one more time with a World Title. We shall see.
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
0 Points Awarded

Edge vs. Mick Foley

Hardcore Match

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:I was shocked when Foley beat Carlito at Taboo Tuesday, he for sure will not be emerging victorious over the man who still has potential to become a main event superstar, and i'm not talking about that joke of a title run he had. I've taken bathroom breaks that lasted longer than his date with the belt.
Result:Edge wins
1 Point Awarded

Vince McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels

Employee Relations

Prediction:Shawn Michaels
Prophecy:He can always win like Hogan did in 03' and then get fired by Vince directly afterwards. I've heard HBK is wanting to take some time off anyways. Well, Shawn, here you go.
Result:Shawn Michaels wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

United States Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:Normally I would say JBL doesn't need the U.S. title and then I would pick the other guy, but Benoit is in the same boat. JBL has revenge on his side, but I can't see him toppling Benoit at the big stage, at least for the U.S. belt. More on this later.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

Big Show & Kane vs. Carlito & Chris Masters

World Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Carlito & Chris Masters
Prophecy:An interesting matchup indeed for such a big event. Kane & Show have had the titles for a while and the number of their defenses is outnumbered by the number of fingers on a cartoon character. Carlito and Chris Masters have more potential in them to do something with the belts then Kane & Show have. As previously noted, this will probably help build up a feud between Masters and Carlito which has been teased in the past. It seems nowadays anyway that the tag titles are being used to create feuds between singles wrestlers. That's a shame, but more the work of lazy writers who can't come up with anything better. Anyways, enough rambling, this should be a good match none-the-less.
Result:Big Show & Kane win
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Mark Henry

Casket Match

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:This is almost as easy as his match against The Big Boss Man. This match was being called weeks in advance, I was hoping somebody was wrong, but alas....Undertaker wins number 14. Side note, this is the second time that The Undertaker has been fed the loser from the World Heavyweight Championship match at the Royal Rumble.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Booker T & Sharmell vs. The Boogeyman

I'm Coming to Dig It, Sucka

Prediction:The Boogeyman
Prophecy:Boogeyman is getting a nice push. Even Carlito didn't get to participate in a match his first year in WWE. As for Booker T, just when you think he's on the brink of main-event status, he's jobbing to a guy who eats worms. Sounds like Booker has been crushed by two tons of irony. Since they have added Sharmell to the match, that just screams rematch at some point. Yippee.
Result:The Boogeyman wins
1 Point Awarded

Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James

Women's Championship

Prediction:Trish Stratus
Prophecy:I know i've been calling Mickie for a long time to win this, but Trish has got the brunt of this feud lately. She's been on the receiving end of a lot of punishment, so that will lead me to me changing my pick to Trish. Who cares that she's held the title for well over a year now, who is Mickie going to feud with afterwards?
Result:Mickie James wins
0 Points Awarded

Candice Michelle vs. Torrie Wilson

Playboy Pillow Fight

Prediction:Candice Michelle
Prophecy:From what i've read Helms is injured, therefore there will be no cruiserweight match. MNM I guess is still pending a match?? Hopefully. This match will be the obligatory "crowd pleaser" although the only ones getting pleased are the 13-16 year old demographics. This will be the time to "dress" the nachos and pizza.
Result:Torrie Wilson wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 45% Accurate

Ranked 16th among Wise Ones for this event.