Prophecies of Mrs Orton

WrestleMania XXII 2006


John Cena vs. Triple H

WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Even tho i hear cena will lose at mania id just h8 2 av on ma record dat i voted 4 trip lol. neways so i still fink cena will win (Funkie we can act it out in da hotel rooms init......cnt believe they dnt broadcast 2 france dats kinda evil lol)
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Angle vs Orton vs. Mysterio

Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:omdyz i just luv rey rey e so cute and i bdnt want angle 2 win so its either rey rey or randy and i fink rey rey wud make a gr8 champ
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

"Money in the Bank" Ladder Match

Winner Gets a One Year Open Contract for a Heavyweight Championship Shot

Prediction:Rob Van Dam
Prophecy:atthe mo RVD coz of his skill and agility (c i dnt always vote 4 da buffest or bst dressed lol) neways i fink he cud figer out coll fings 2 use da ladders 4
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
1 Point Awarded

Edge vs. Mick Foley

Hardcore Match

Prediction:Mick Foley
Prophecy:i just fink it wud b pretty pointless 2 av summin lyk dis den edge winnin but then if foley didnt wann acum bk proper i guess he wud lose
Result:Edge wins
0 Points Awarded

Vince McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels

Employee Relations

Prediction:Shawn Michaels
Prophecy:GOD.............need i say more also vince is lyk 60 now init
Result:Shawn Michaels wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

United States Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:JBL is just sum fat idiot hu cnt eeven wrestle proply so e wont b able 2 beat the wrestlin machine
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

Big Show & Kane vs. Carlito & Chris Masters

World Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Carlito & Chris Masters
Prophecy:I'm reppin the history departent init funkie lol. The history dep are so gunna win coz we so much betta dan geography init ppl. lol neways i dnt rele fink dat they will win i fink the other lot will but gotta rep my department init.
Result:Big Show & Kane win
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Mark Henry

Casket Match

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:just coz u no he will b tryin 4 14-0 at mania and sumhow i dnt fink dat mark henry will b da bloke 2 stop the mania streak coz dat wud b a waste of all those unbeaten manias
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Booker T & Sharmell vs. The Boogeyman

I'm Coming to Dig It, Sucka

Prediction:The Boogeyman
Prophecy:uhh......i dnt lyk the other dude
Result:The Boogeyman wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 6

6 Points Earned | 67% Accurate

Ranked 11th among Wise Ones for this event.