Prophecies of jayMAN

WrestleMania XXII 2006


John Cena vs. Triple H

WWE Championship

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:I have said it way too long. I said it last year at Mania, and I said it through out the year. Get that spinner belt off of him. That title is disrespectful to the business, and it drives me crazy watching Cena in the main-event. He should be doing this rap-crap with a mid-card guy, or in a feud for the Intercontinental title, but not the top of the company. Speaking of the top of the company, HHH has been begging for this match to happen ever since last June whe Cena jumped to RAW. It was almost set in stone from the moment Cena stepped in a RAW ring. If HBK wins, and Flair wins before this match occurs, put your life's saving on Tripel H winning. HHH has been saying it for almost half a year, and now I will close with those words. At WrestleMania, The King of Kings goes back on his throne.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Angle vs Orton vs. Mysterio

Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:I am a sucker for fairy tale endings. This will be one of thsoe moments where everyone in the backstage area watching on the monitors will be trying to hold back the tears, but can't. This will be a great match, but it has to go to 619. Angle doesn't seem like the best choice to win, but it doesn't mean he can't put on the match of his lifetime. Orton will add his heel status to the match, and I hope he doesn't win, but it would make sense for him to cheap out a win, as long as it isn't the last match then. If this is the closing match, everyone in the universe will be cheering for Rey Rey to close out the PPV with the belt around his waist. You want a Big Time Moment? This will be it. The only way it could be topped is if Eddie Guerrero came out and celebrated with Rey Mysterio.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

"Money in the Bank" Ladder Match

Winner Gets a One Year Open Contract for a Heavyweight Championship Shot

Prediction:Ric Flair
Prophecy:I am picking Flair to pull it out. I highly doubt him using the contract Mania night, but it is not out of the question. Shelton and RVD just won't do it, although RVD is my second pick. Nobody on the Smackdown said will win, but they will add alot to the macth. Hardy can fly around, and Lashley and Finaly can brawl 'hardcore style'. It will be a great match to watch, but the win goes to the Nature Boy.
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
0 Points Awarded

Edge vs. Mick Foley

Hardcore Match

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:This is 'match of the year'. Last year, Kurt Angle vs. Shawn Michales was 'match of the year' before it even happened, and this is 2006's. It wil contain lots of blood and violence, and Jim Ross will be there to call the gruesome action for everyone. Edge is going to win. As we all know, they are good friends, so Foley shouldn't have a problem, but a re-match is another question. I would be shocked if they fight at Backlash in a re-macth of some sort, shocked. They are going to pull out all the stops on Sunday, no doubt. They will not do it again at Backlash. This is a one-shot deal, and this one will be remembered as Foley's defining WrestleMania moment. All I can say is 'Good Job Mick.....or should I say Cactus Jack....Bang Bang'!!!
Result:Edge wins
1 Point Awarded

Vince McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels

Employee Relations

Prediction:Shawn Michaels
Prophecy:I am coming right out and saying it. Bret Hart will show up. Also, HBK is not gonig to lose this match. Vince probably promised him back in December a win at WM 22. The only catch was he had to be embarrassed on RAW for 3 months. Shawn agreed, and now HBK can pick up the win here. These two will deliver in a big way. Run-ins are a given, but only one will matter, Bret Hart. This will probably be the 3rd or 4th last match on the card. I am telling you, do not just sit around waiting for Bret Hart. If your only hope for this match is his run-in, then you are setting yourself for a huge disappointment. Do not say 'When is The Hitman coming out?', or something like 'Come on, he'd better show up'. Just sit back and enjoy the match. If he comes out, the better, but do not rely on one moment that has an off chance of happening, but a man can still pray.
Result:Shawn Michaels wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

United States Championship

Prediction:John "Bradshaw" Layfield
Prophecy:I have never, ever bet against JBL, and I do not plan on starting now. JBL needs a strong win. He has stayed away from the World title picture for awhile, but gold has to be around his waist. It is too bad for Benoit, as he also deserves gold. I feel these two can put on a rough-tough, hard-hitting match that will last a good amount of time. The ending may not be clean, but the winner will be announced as John 'Bradshaw' Layfield.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
1 Point Awarded

Big Show & Kane vs. Carlito & Chris Masters

World Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Carlito & Chris Masters
Prophecy:Despite everything going around the net, the young guns are still my pick. One of these two tag teams will start to crumble. I think at Summerslam, it will be Carlito vs. Chris Masters. You heard it here first. Big Show and Kane may feud with each other, but i do not know when or even how. Big Show has never won at a Mania, and I do not thin he should start now. He has always been great with putting talent over, and Kane is the same. A win at the 'big stage' can only help the two young stars evolve more into the main-event picture, even if they would be tag champs.
Result:Big Show & Kane win
0 Points Awarded

Booker T & Sharmell vs. The Boogeyman

I'm Coming to Dig It, Sucka

Prediction:The Boogeyman
Prophecy:The reason Sharmell was added to the match was so Booker didn't have to take the pinfall. Booker cannot lose cleanly to The boogeyman. Sharmell will be scared, but get caught in the ring with The Boogeyman at the end. Worms and smoke and teh rest will all be there, but I do wonder how the rabid Chicago audience will react to the match.
Result:The Boogeyman wins
1 Point Awarded

Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James

Women's Championship

Prediction:Mickie James
Prophecy:It is not as clear cut as we all think. I, however think it is time for a new top diva. That girl is Mickie James. She has been too perfect for her not to get the title. Vince has to have her own the belt, even if only until Backlash. her promos have been gold, and her 'love interest for Trish' puts the icing on the cake. Trish has done nothing wrong, as she is a great wrestler, but it is Mickie's time to shine. (anyone notice that of the five divas on RAW, the best wrestler of them all isn't on this show, Victoria)
Result:Mickie James wins
1 Point Awarded

Candice Michelle vs. Torrie Wilson

Playboy Pillow Fight

Prediction:Candice Michelle
Prophecy:I am not going to say if this match deserves to be on the card or not because it could go either way. yes, they have to promote the Playboy issue, but do they really need to do it on the grand stage? I do not know, but let's not forget, this show is 4 hours. With what's announced, it will be a tough task, and anyway there is always a chance for a wardrobe malfunction....Oh wait, they've both been in Playboy already.
Result:Torrie Wilson wins
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Mark Henry

Casket Match

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:I truly think Mark Henry is winning this match. The Undertaker is getting old and will lose and then retire........Ok, I am just kidding, but people are actually saying this and picking Mark Henry!!! I do not have that much of a problem with this match. Yes, The Undertaker should never lose, but the WWE has killed two birds with one stone on booknig this match. One, The Undertaker can win again at WrestleMania making his streak 14-0. Second, he doesn't destroy any up-and-comer in the process. Kane's momentum was stopped at both Wrestlemanias they fought each other. Triple H's loss at X-7 is questionable, but my main reason is last year's match. It was Taker vs. Orton, and we all knew that both men almost had to win. Well, The Undertaker won, thus killing anything Randy Orton had gonig for him. This year, none of that is an issue. The issue is how good the match will be. I think they will pull through and give us a nice match ending with a Tombstone into the casket.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 7

7 Points Earned | 64% Accurate

Ranked 9th among Wise Ones for this event.