Prophecies of bjciii

WrestleMania XXII 2006


John Cena vs. Triple H

WWE Championship

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:Wrestlemania and Triple H jobs? Lately I would say... maybe, but not with the incredibly mixed reaction Cena has been getting lately. Politics state that Triple H will take it and Cena will be flipped to a heel to work with the boos from the crowd. I don't even hold it against HHH this time!
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Angle vs Orton vs. Mysterio

Triple Threat Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:If Vince will do an angle about necropheliac rape, he's certainly not above cashing in on a dead man's reputation for ratings & cash. Rey wins for Eddie... and we hear about it for months to come.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

"Money in the Bank" Ladder Match

Winner Gets a One Year Open Contract for a Heavyweight Championship Shot

Prediction:Rob Van Dam
Prophecy:He's due for the big push. Hopefully his speech at ECW's One Night Stand opened some eyes...
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
1 Point Awarded

Edge vs. Mick Foley

Hardcore Match

Prediction:Mick Foley
Prophecy:Going against conventional wisdom, I'm going with Mick. He hasn't had that "defining moment," and I think this has to be it. Edge will still shine though; no use burying him.
Result:Edge wins
0 Points Awarded

Vince McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels

Employee Relations

Prediction:Shawn Michaels
Prophecy:HBK wins in a surprisingly amusing match.
Result:Shawn Michaels wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Benoit vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

United States Championship

Prediction:John "Bradshaw" Layfield
Prophecy:I am hoping that JBL wins so Benoit can go on to kick some ass in the Heavyweight Ranks again. Benoit as Champ in 2006!
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
1 Point Awarded

Big Show & Kane vs. Carlito & Chris Masters

World Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Carlito & Chris Masters
Prophecy:Gotta be... Big Show & Kane have held 'em too long. This one is gonna be a dirty finish.
Result:Big Show & Kane win
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Mark Henry

Casket Match

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:If Taker loses a Wrestlemania match, it certainly won't be to Mark Henry.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Booker T & Sharmell vs. The Boogeyman

I'm Coming to Dig It, Sucka

Prediction:The Boogeyman
Prophecy:Why? I'm going with Wormboy only because the bookers love burying Booker.
Result:The Boogeyman wins
1 Point Awarded

Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James

Women's Championship

Prediction:Mickie James
Prophecy:This has got to go with Mickie James only because Trish is practically unbeatable. Mickie is the only one who has ANY sort of gimmick in the Women's division. This could actually not only be a great match, but a great angle for months to come.
Result:Mickie James wins
1 Point Awarded

Candice Michelle vs. Torrie Wilson

Playboy Pillow Fight

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:Honestly, what a fucking travesty. Yeah, they're hot. Yeah, they were naked. This is Wrestlemania, however... Knocking off talented athletes for this shit? Pisses me off... Torrie only because she's a face now.
Result:Torrie Wilson wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 8

8 Points Earned | 73% Accurate

Ranked 5th among Wise Ones for this event.