Prophecies of The Tocc

Prophecy:Well, on the one hand, we've got Batista's eminent return. That makes me think that Mysterio has to drop the belt to a heel in the not-too-distant future. However, I think that heel will be Orton, and even if it's JBL this is only the first title match between these two. I'm sure there will be others. Rey probably won't lose in his first PPV defense, especially after getting beaten in what is likely to be 3 straight non-title matches. Bradshaw will fill his current role as jobber to the stars and fall victim to a quick roll-up.

Prophecy:It would seem that Taker has the upper hand because he has vengeance on his side, but it's the Great Khali's first pay per view ever, and that trumps vengeance. However, lately I've heard that Khali needs a lot more work, so I'm torn.

Prophecy:There will be about 200 pounds of women in the ring for this one, and 400 pounds of boobs. Perhaps the finisher in this one could be the silicone splash or the implanter. The only reason I'm going with Melina over Jillian is because Jillian had the upper hand on the Smackdown prior to the event.

Prophecy:Booker has played with the crown too many times on TV to lose this one. It will go well with Sharmel's crown. He definitely could use some sort of title to tote around. Plus it's obvious to me that King Booker would make for better TV than King Lashley. Dinkin' flicka.

Prophecy:London and Kendrick have continually beaten MNM in non-title matches and singles matches. Logic tells us that they'll finally win the titles here. However, this is the WWE. Logic doesn't enter into it. I predict that the WWE is going to go the other way with this one and have MNM steal a win to retain. They'll drop the titles another day.

Prophecy:A rematch from they Royal Rumble pay-per-view, only this time it's not for the World title. Will Henry get his payback match for losing last time or will Angle get his revenge for the cracked rib? Putting Mark Henry over Angle just seems uncharacteristic for the WWE, so I'm going with my gut on this one. Angle does still have a cracked rib though and people are speculating he'll need more time off, but why would they bring him back just to recreate what already happened on smackdown? To pad the PPV? Even if they work a more severe injury angle, Henry can strike after the match is officially over.

Prophecy:It's time that Super Crazy, arguably the most amazing cruiserweight of our time, gets a little gold around his waist.

Prophecy:I just don't see Finlay ever making it out of midcard status. Benoit, on the other hand, has been and may once again be Heavyweight Champion.