Prophecies of Stone Cold Steve Austin

No Way Out 2007


Cena & HBK vs. Undertaker & Batista

Tag Team Match

Prediction:Undertaker & Batista
Prophecy:It’s pretty even - All four of them won in the match on Thursday. Cena and HBK beat MVP and Kennedy (who is for sum reason facing Lashley). and Taker and Batista beat Rated RKO (who should be beating up each other). After Monday’s Match, Taker and Batista attacked Cena and HBK. After Thursday’s 2nd Main Event, Cena and HBK attacked Taker and Batista. I’m just going to have the go with the Royal Rumble winners on this one, and because it is a Smackdown PPV.
Result:Cena & HBK win
0 Points Awarded

Kane vs. Booker T

Are Crowns Flammable?

Prediction:Booker T
Prophecy:Kane is being wasted. He is a giant character who could have a good storyline. They need to make this something good or find him something else because this is weak. As more of a waste, I have a feeling Booker has a push coming. This might be the start. Leading into Wrestlemania.
Result:Kane wins
0 Points Awarded

Finlay & Little Bastard vs. The Boogeyman & Little Boogeyman

My Shillelagh is as Big as Your Worm

Prediction:The Boogeyman
Prophecy:They wouldn’t bring in Little Boogyman for him to lose. McMahon must love midgets. Little Bastard. Little Boogyman. It you can rememver there was once a Little Undertaker. There was an entire Juniors division on Smackdown a while back. Next there is going to be a mini John Cena or a mini Hulk Hogan.
Result:Finlay wins
0 Points Awarded

London & Kendrick vs. Deuce & Domino

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:London & Kendrick
Prophecy:Deuce and Domino should spend a little more time in the WWE before they get the titles. But its been long enough, they need the take the titles away from London and Kendrick who defend them once every other month.
Result:London & Kendrick win
1 Point Awarded

Bobby Lashley vs. Ken Kennedy

ECW World Championship

Prediction:Bobby Lashley
Prophecy:They bring in Snitsky and have in attack Bobby Lashley 2 weeks straight. Why would Kennedy win this? It makes no sence. As I’m sure most people are aware of, there setting up a Snitsky vs Lashley storyline for the ECW World Heavywieght Championships at Wrestlemania. ECW is just a waste of WWE rejects. Snitsky, Matt Striker, Hardocre Holly - all had no storyline and no TV time, so they were sent to ECW.
Result:Ken Kennedy wins
0 Points Awarded

Cruiserweight Open

8 Man Match for the Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Gregory Helms
Prophecy:Like any other pay per view, this is the "go to the bathroom, get a snack, and then find out who won match"
Result:Chavo Guerrero wins
0 Points Awarded

Hardys & Benoit vs. MNM & MVP

Six Man Tag

Prediction:Hardys & Benoit
Prophecy:Seems a little bit obvious.
Result:Hardys & Benoit win
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 2

2 Points Earned | 29% Accurate

Ranked 13th among Wise Ones for this event.