Prophecies of Anthony Robert

Prophecy:The Royal Rumble wouldn't be complete unless one temporary feud was created during the match; so we get this stellar angle for No Way Out. The creative writing staff needs to completely rework Kane; including his one contact, half-shaved head and embarrassing wrestling work. This won't lead to anything more than a televised rematch and Kane doesn't have a lame film to push so King Booker takes the pay-per-view victory.

Prophecy:I'm somewhat disappointed that the ladder match was canceled; however, it isn't possible that they could improve or even reconstruct the event from Armageddon. That being said, this championship match still isn't an acceptable substitute. Week after week, Deuce and Domino have been victorious against the champs. Glancing at recent newcomer tag-teams, it's quite apparent to me that Paul and Brian will somehow win and the greasers will fade into obscurity: Sunday Night Heat or termination. For proof, see the Highlanders, the Pit Bulls and K.C. James and Idol Stevens.

Prophecy:Ken Kennedy has main-event potential and never should've been placed in an angle with Batista prior to WrestleMania in which he'd have to job on several occasions. It doesn't help that he had to lie down for Shawn Michaels. This match makes me nervous because Vince McMahon is obviously determined to push Bobby Lashley; complete with lame video clips: interviews of guys he was on the juice with. Not to mention segments of his own mother who doesn't understand how he got so big and his ears shrunk. It would be entirely too unpredictable for Ken to walk out the new and improved ECW champion but in order to save face he'll win by disqualification.

Prophecy:Scotty 2 Hotty, Funaki, Jamie Noble, and Shannon Moore are finally able to take a break from their boot polishing duties and participate in a pay-per-view. If any of them win the Cruiserweight Championship, I'll demand a refund and an apology; Ashley would be a more appropriate champion. Jimmy Wang Yang is a great wrestler but he's stuck with an unnecessary gimmick that will deny him any significant television time. It would be terrible if Chavo Guerrero was placed back in the insignificant cruiserweight division after his feud with Chris Benoit. Winning would almost be worse than performing in dark matches. Daivari would be a huge (and boring) step backward for the division. Gregory Helms will retain to continue his reign.

Prophecy:This is an example of lazy WWE writers throwing a pay-per-view together. Johnny Nitro and Joey Mercury have consistently been defeated by the Hardys. This feud will undoubtedly lead to a WrestleMania match so they need this victory to earn some credibility. MVP will cheat and pin Chris Benoit to become the number one contender for the United States Championship; which he will obtain. This is my LOCK.