Prophecies of Stone Cold Steve Austin

SummerSlam 2007


John Cena vs. Randy Orton

WWE Championship

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:Don't get me wrong, John Cena is one of my favorite wrestlers. Randy Ortan is also one of my least favorite. But it will be nice to see the title on somebody else's waist. John Cena seems like he is unbeatable when it comes to the title. Fourty years ago, wrestling could keep a title on someone for 10,170 days (as they did with Fabulous Moolah), but these days, fans get bored if anyone has the title more than 3 months. Take a look at Gregory Helms, Londrick, the current WWE Tag Team Champions, Deuce N' Domino. They all have/had ridiculously long reigns. It comes to a point where fans are begging the WWE to mix it up a little and hand the title to somebody that can handle it. Randy Ortan can handle the title. I think that he will be the one to take the title from Cena. And if not at this PPV, then definetaly the next one.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

The Great Khali vs. Batista

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Batista
Prophecy:I changed my prediction from The Great Khali to Batista to The Great Khali to Batista because I am so unsure about this match. I am going with Batista winning the title. The Great Khali possibly using and losing his rematch clause. Maybe when Edge comes back, they will have Batista work a program with him. I've heard rumors that when Undertaker comes back he will be feuding with Mark Henry, Big Daddy V, and The Great Khali (not for the title).
Result:Batista wins
1 Point Awarded

Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero

Mysterio Returns

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:Going with everyone's first choice. When it comes to return matches, the automatic thought is that the person returning will win. I doubt that will always happen, but with the factors of this match being that Chavo is the one that put him out, and that they are hyping up his return so much, I can't say Rey is going to lose. It would really be a bad move for the WWE to have Rey Mysterio lose his return match to a guy that the croud hates. Chavo Guererro.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

Triple H vs. Booker T

Battle of the Kings - Triple H Returns

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:Once again, It is the return match of one of the crowd's favorites. A win for King Booker here would be a major loss for the WWE. They would not hear the end of it form the fans. With all of the promo's for him coming back that involve him being the King of Kings, odds are he will not be losing this match. I can smell a possible Jerry Lawler or/and Jim Ross interference causing King Booker to lose this match. It's Triple H. Come on.
Result:Triple H wins
1 Point Awarded

Divas Battle Royal

For a Women's Title Match against Candice

Prediction:Michelle McCool
Prophecy:Remember when she won the diva's battle royal in the beggining of the summer? It seems WWE is pushing her a little bit. They might also be looking for a Smackdown vs. Raw feud for Unforgiven. This would be the answer.
Result:Beth Phoenix wins
0 Points Awarded

Umaga vs. Ken Kennedy vs. Carlito

Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Title

Prediction:Ken Kennedy
Prophecy:He needs some gold now that he is on RAW. Carlito was pretty much just brought back up to the main event cards hanging with names like John Cena and Randy Ortan. If he was just pulled back to the top, he will not be automaticaly be handed a title. Umaga was just turned face. For some reason, these days, the WWE is against keeping the titles on faces. Most titles belong to heel wrestlers. Kennedy just needs a title. IFnot the WWE ittle, Then the I.C. Title.
Result:Umaga wins
0 Points Awarded

John Morrison vs. CM Punk

ECW World Championship

Prediction:CM Punk
Prophecy:John Morrison is a horrible champion. What other contender is there on ECW? These two will obviously be in a feud for a while. I think that CM Punk will win the title here to mix it up a little bit. But then again there are four titles on the line tonight. I am basically predicting that all of them will switch hands. It is really risky, and I will probably not get them all right. Anyway, ECW doesn't have many main eventers, so these two need to feud for a while.
Result:John Morrison wins
0 Points Awarded

Kane vs. Finlay

Don't Burn My Shillelagh

Prediction:Finlay
Prophecy:This should be a funny match, considering Hornswoggle has not match at the PPV, and he is normally the sidekick of Finlay. He always makes the crowd laugh. I tihnk he will distract Kane and cause Finlay to win.
Result:Kane wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 38% Accurate

Ranked 12th among Wise Ones for this event.