Prophecies of Aasitus

SummerSlam 2007

John Cena vs. Randy Orton

WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:I really believed Orton would win, but it does look like Cena will retain after all. The two RKOs can pretty much only mean that Cena will beat the odds once again. Bullshit.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero

Mysterio Returns

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:Probably won't be another feud.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

The Great Khali vs. Batista

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:The Great Khali
Result:Batista wins
0 Points Awarded

John Morrison vs. CM Punk

ECW World Championship

Prediction:John Morrison
Prophecy:I liked him when he was just Johnny Nitro, but this metamorphosis from a midcarder to a main eventer just sucks. Still, now that he's on the top, I think he'll be there for a while.
Result:John Morrison wins
1 Point Awarded

Triple H vs. Booker T

Battle of the Kings - Triple H Returns

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:All hail the king.
Result:Triple H wins
1 Point Awarded

Umaga vs. Ken Kennedy vs. Carlito

Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Title

Prediction:Umaga
Prophecy:No feud here.
Result:Umaga wins
1 Point Awarded

Divas Battle Royal

For a Women's Title Match against Candice

Prediction:Beth Phoenix
Prophecy:Looks like everyone has picked her. I actually don't even know who she is. Whatever.
Result:Beth Phoenix wins
1 Point Awarded

Kane vs. Finlay

Don't Burn My Shillelagh

Prediction:Kane
Prophecy:I guess even Kane has to win sometimes.
Result:Kane wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 7

7 Points Earned | 88% Accurate

Ranked 1st among Wise Ones for this event.