Prophecies of The Tocc

Prophecy:It makes no difference who wins this match, so it's a real tough one to call. Obviously we're likely to see partner against partner to build up to WrestleMania. I hate to flip-flop, but I'm going back with my original picks. Sure HBK and Cena were laid out on Raw, but they got their payback on Smackdown. This is a Smackdown PPV, so the Smackdown guys are the safe bet.

Prophecy:This could go either way. Booker seems to get more wins these days than Kane, so I'll go with him for now. I can't believe Booker T is still going by King Booker. I still refuse to change his icon.

Prophecy:This is like the battle of the ridiculous gimmicks. We've got weapons, worms, midgets, and magic. Well you can bet your lucky charms that this match will suck. Since Finlay has been flirting with main event matches lately, I'll go with him to pick up the win. Plus he lost on Smackdown right before the event so normally the PPV goes the other way. And yes, I know the prediction choices and graphics still only have the main guy in each tag team, but I'll be damned if I'm going to update the graphics and competitors for this match at the last minute just because they added the midgets to it.

Prophecy:I think the WWE read my rant on the regurgitated 4 way match. You'd think I'd be happy they threw in a fresh match instead, but I don't think this 50's gimmick could suck any worse. I like their aggressiveness, but I can't stand the crappy Dice Clay impersonation or the terrible acting, which is bad even for pro wrestling. That being said, I think they're being set up with a title match to solidify their role as serious contenders in the tag team division. However, it may be a bit soon for them to hold the titles. As I predicted, they beat down L&K in the final Smackdown before the PPV and now they'll lose when the belts are on the line.

Prophecy:I'm going out on a limb here and picking the severe underdog. There's absolutely no way Lashley is losing the title here. The only way Kennedy will pick up the win is by DQ or count out. However, he wins that way against these main eventers quite often. That's kind of his thing. Then he claims that he's beaten all these former and current World Champions. DQs and count outs don't usually happen in title matches at pay per views, but this is a Smackdown pay per view and we're talking about the ECW title.

Prophecy:This match should make the WWE's stock go down. It shows how they waste perfectly good salaries on at least half of these guys. Why is Scotty 2 Hottie still employed? Helms retains I guess.

Prophecy:I haven't predicted many faces winning at this event, so I've got to balance things out here. Benoit and the Hardys will triumph over alphabet soup.